Random Person(OC, CC): So, you hang out with Uniqua the Untamed?
Mettaton: Yes, I do! But she really isn't that intimidating. She's actually very adorable. *attempts to pet Uniqua*
Uniqua: *monstrous snarling*
Mettaton: *moves hand away* On the inside.
*After they third person leaves, Uniqua allows Mettaton to pet her.*
(Pokémon: Detective Pikachu)
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Undyne: *standing near a broken piano* Alright, who broke it?
*Everyone stops what they're doing and goes silent.*
Undyne: I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
Alphys: I did it. I broke the-
Undyne: No. No, you didn't, Alphys. Frisk?
Frisk: I didn't break it! I was no where near it! Sans?
Sans: don't look at me. i never touched it.
Frisk: Then, how did you know it was broken?
Sans: because it's sitting right there and it's broken.
Frisk: Hmm, suspicious.
Sans: hothead?
Hothead: What?! I don't even like pianos! I'm more of a drummer!
Alphys: Guys, I'll pay for it. I broke the piano-
Undyne: NO! *smashes table* WHO BROKE IT!?
Uniqua: Undyne! Chara's been really quiet!
Chara: Oh my God!
*All of them break into a fight as Undyne walks outside to join Hoth, Digger, and Spamton.*
Undyne: I broke it. I screwed up and played the wrong note so I smashed it. I figured they'd be at each other's throats in no time. It was getting too chummy around here anyway.
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Uniqua: *picking petals off flowers* I'm ready. I'm not ready. I'm ready. I'm not ready. I'm ready. I'm not ready. Welp, that was the last one and now, my sinuses are clogged. Guess I'm not ready for a relationship.
*Later*
Uniqua: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Frisk: Don't worry, this is my best advice. It's how I survived Papyrus!
Uniqua: Okay... *turns to mirror* How's it going, hot stu- No, I am not doing that.
Frisk: Try one of the others on the list.
Uniqua: Seriously? These are all cheesy, cliche, pick-up lines! There's no originality! I'm not using any of these!
Frisk: Just try one and see how it feels.
Uniqua: Heck no!
Frisk: Fine, can you come up with something better? Something original?
Uniqua: Yeah, it will probably suck because it's nerdy.
Frisk: Let's hear it.
Uniqua: Uh, you remind me of Gigantamax Curry because you're tall and hot.
Frisk: Wow... That was nerdy as heck. But it's a good try! You might be ready to fluster all the tall people!
Uniqua: Jesus, take the wheel...
Frisk: Any others?
Uniqua: I would say sing a love song. But that's not what I do and I don't have the guts to suffer 2-5 minutes of public embarrassment and humiliation.
Frisk: You could at least try one you know? Doesn't have to be the full song.
Uniqua: NOPE! I'M DONE HERE!
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*Uniqua and Mettaton are waiting for people to join them for a game of Among Us.*
Uniqua: Sup, guys! I'm emo and he's gay! Today, we're gonna be playing Among US!
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