Racing Tournament PT. 2 FT. Yacker (Ep. 18)

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*The first few races have been completed. So far, Luigi has been winning... By doing absolutely nothing. Waluigi was still in last since he always did everything. Shadow was moving up the leader board followed by Toad. Knuckles somehow dropped... And thinks his car needs to be heavier. Sans... Well, he was taking his time like always.*

*There were still many tracks to see and more races to finish before the tournament was over.*

*Meanwhile in the garage... *

Uniqua: Aight, this next event is a team race and I need two people to join me. Any volunteers?

Hoth: I'll join you! You need someone with brains and maneuverability. I could be a crucial member.

Uniqua: No, you're annoying. I don't need any distractions.

Mettaton: What about me? You might need a power type racer on your side.

Uniqua: You're annoying and also a pain in the flank. Like I said, no distractions. I'm only in it for the prize, the rush, and the fun.

Spamton: You might need someone with [experience and knowledge] about cars. [CLICK HERE] if you are willing to [TAKE THE DEAL!]

Uniqua: You are purely insane and it would match my crazy. But you have a tendency to promote yourself way too much and I'm not having it. All three of you are dumb or annoying in your own special ways.

Hoth: That hurts, Uni. I'm the only one who's smart and sane enough to fill one spot. These other guys? I don't know.

Spamton: [WAIT, WHAT?!]

Mettaton: How rude of you to say such a thing! I am not that annoying.

Uniqua: Whatever. Mett, you're in. I'll let you stay if you can avoid checking your reflection. Spamton, try not to sell anything other than an epic racing experience.

Mettaton: Understood.

Spamton: [Affirmative.]

Uniqua: Also, don't do anything I wouldn't do! NOW, LET'S GET OUT THERE AND BRING! THE! HAVOC!

*Just outside, a portal appears and several large packages fly out.*

Hoth: Hey guys, we have mail!

Digger: I hope it's not explosives.

Hoth: Seriously? When has anyone sent us explosives?

Mettaton: It's seems oriental-beast is at it again.

Lioness: Looks like he sent us some big gifts.

Uniqua: Yo, sweet bike! I'm gonna use it!

Mettaton: What about that vehicle Spamton gave you?

Uniqua: I can't adjust the seat. When you have wings on your back, sitting in chairs that don't have a spot to rest them is really difficult and uncomfortable.

Mettaton: I guess you could also use your wings in the gliding sections if you wanted.

Uniqua: It'd be easier since bikes don't weigh as much as cars.

Mario: Now, that would be something to see. Speaking of vehicles, he also sent us more karts to use.

Sonic: Noice, we can use those later. Some cars don't get good mileage.

Mettaton: Wait, it's here again. The Supercrown is back.

Uniqua: Not that thing again...

Hoth: We aren't having anyone do the Supercrown meme this time.

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