Uniqua: C'mon Hothead, we can win this! Floor that gas!
Hothead: Which gas? The gas in the tank or the gas I'm about to pass?
Uniqua: The gas in the tank! Please do not fart right now, man!
Hothead: Too late, I already let it go!
Uniqua: Eww, I smell the pizza!
Hothead: Normally, my farts are pretty loud. I couldn't hear that one, though.
Uniqua: It's either the engine's too loud or it was a silent but deadly. *sniffs* Yup, silent but deadly.
Mettaton: Oh, hello, royal Mystics! Don't mind if we pass you for a quick minute?
Uniqua: If you're here to distract us, back of the line, fool! There's only one place for us and that's first place!
Hothead: Yeah, back of the line, bro! This is our win!
Mettaton: Is it now? *starts twerking on the back of the vehicle*
Hothead: Get out of our way, dude! No one wants to see your butt!
Mettaton: Are you sure? I know someone who would.
Uniqua: Bro, just move over! You're gonna leave my brother scarred for life here!
Mettaton: Well, can't he just look away?
Uniqua: He needs to keep his eyes on the road, ya nimrod! It's standard road safety!
Hothead: Get outta here, man! We don't need your...
Bowser: Hey, losers!
Bowser Jr.: Prepare the pie, Papa!
Bowser: Alright, I know who my target is!
Spamton: Who's ready to get [soaked]?! HEAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Digger: Let them have it, Spam!
Mettaton: Oh dear...
Uniqua: Oh...
Hothead: God...
*Bowser throws the pie at Napstablook. It phases through his face and splats in Mettaton's.*
Uniqua: Haha, pie face!
Hothead: Need some whipped cream for that?
*Spamton chucks the water balloon towards Hothead. Hothead ducks as lets it hit Uniqua as she's still laughing.*
Uniqua: C'mon, man!
Mettaton: Do you need assistance with makeup, darling?
Uniqua: Shut your metal trap! I don't need help! I can go plainfaced! Trust me, it's way scarier!
Sonic: Sorry to break it to you, guys. Tails and I are taking home the gold today!
Uniqua: Not if we have anything to say about it! Get off the road and grab your training wheels, furballs!
Sonic: That's coming from another furball. You technically just insulted yourself.
Uniqua: I always make sure my words cut deep, hedgehog. They never hurt me, though.
Mario: This trash talk is pointless! Just kindly move aside and let me and Luigi cross first and enjoy some celebratory pasta!
Hothead: Great, now I'm hungry! You just had to bring up food, Mario!
Mario: Wow, your stomach needs way too much.
Uniqua: EAT RED SHELL, Y'ALL!
*Uniqua sends out three red shells and only three teams got hit.*
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