Loki and I said goodbye and I went back to Sydney.
"I found a ball" I said.
"Great, you're up first" said Sydney.
I walked up to the lane and Sydney went to go get a ball. I doubled checked to make sure the game has started and then went back to the lane. I held the ball up and rolled my arm back ready to roll it.
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME" Sydney yelled.
I stopped and we all looked over to the ball section to see Sydney yelling at Tyler and Loki for some reason.
"I GO OUT FOR A FUN NIGHT WITH MY FRIEND AND YOU ARE SPYING ON ME" Sydney yelled.
"I WAS CONCERNED" Tyler yelled.
Loki rubbed his face annoyed. I decided to put my ball down and see if I can do anything to help what ever is going on over ther.
"I CAN HANDLE MYSELF THANK YOU VERY MUCH" Sydney screamed.
"OH REALLY, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY CREEPS ARE OUT HERE IN THIS TOWN" Tyler yelled crossing his arms.
"CREEPS, CREEPS, I WORK AT A FUCKING STRIP CLUB ASSHOLE. I CAN HANDLE MYSELF YOU KNOW" Sydney screamed.
"WHY THE HELL DO YOU WORK THERE WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED TO ME" Tyler screamed as he pointed at himself.
"BECAUSE THE MEN THERE DON'T HAVE TINY PENISES" Sydney screamed with her hands on her hips.
I was a little shocked by the reply and snickered.
"Okay whatever happened I'm sure you two can talk it over later" I said.
"Shut up and go back to your game bitch" said Tyler as he pointed at the bowling lanes.
That was rude.
"HEY" Sydney yelled as Loki grabbed Tyler's arm and turned him around.
"You do not get to talk to my friend that way Thor" said Loki angrily.
Tyler and I were both shocked why Sydney froze a little.
"Wait Thor, you said your name was Tyler" I said confused.
Now Loki was a little confused.
"How the fuck do you know Daron" asked Thor.
"He's my friend. We both work at the same store" said Loki.
Tyler turned to face me.
"Is that true" asked Tyler.
I nodded but still confused.
"Wow, I am so sorry for you" said Tyler.
"Uh says the man who just called my roommate a bitch" said Sydney.
"That's different" said Tyler.
"I thought Sydney was your roommate" said Loki.
"Ya she is, or at least that's what she told me" I said looking at Sydney.
"I only lied because she wanted me to" said Tyler.
"Okay clearly we have some stuff to talk about. So let's all go over to the lane and we can discuss everything because I want some answers" said Loki.
"Fine, but I still need to get a ball quick" said Sydney.
The three of us went back to the lane while Sydney went to get a ball.
"First off how much of what I was told was a lie" I asked.
"Tyler and Sydney are actually Thor and Sif" said Loki.
"But he is actually my uncle so that part is true" said Tyler or I guess Thor.
I looked at Loki.
"It's true, unfortunately I am this man's uncle" said Loki.
"Oh, you look really good for your age" I said.
"I'm 21" said Loki.
I was confused again. This whole night is a confusing mess.
"Loki here is also adopted. I'm older but my grandparents decided to adopt another child a little late so Loki is my uncle but he is also younger then me" said Thor.
"Okay, I guess that explains that" I said.
Sydney or Sif came back with a ball and sat down with us.
"Loki lost his eye do to a snake" said Thor.
"And I still don't wish to talk about it" Loki snapped at Thor.
"He's still a bit touchy on the topic" said Thor.
"There is a whole section of Norse mythology that you can read about" said Sif.
"Okay hold up, now you are saying that you are Norse Gods and Goddess" I said.
"No, the mythology is just stuff we made up to tell the humans. We are actually what you call vampires" said Thor.
We were silent for a minute.
"Ya okay, you had me in the first half. But since you two lied about your names then how am I suppose to trust anything you say? I'm going to need proof" I said crossing my arms.
"Later, but I can't believe you two would lie like that" said Loki.
"Are you kidding, you're the God of lies in the stories. You lie all the time" said Sif.
"Not about my name. And since when do you live on earth" asked Loki.
"Sif and I wanted to see why you spend so much time here. So we took some vacations time here before Sif decided to move here" said Thor.
"Speaking of moving here, tonight is still Thursday and I would like to have a bowling night with my friend without my husband and the guy who made me bald" said Sif.
Ya I'm sure there is a lot to catch up on.
"Fine, but I'm still watching you" Saud Thor.
"No" said Sif.
"Come on Thor, we can go see a movie or something" said Loki as he grabbed Thor's hand to pull him up.
The two left with Thor saying how he needs to protect his wife from creepy men but Sif continued to say how she can take care of herself.
"I, am so sorry for, all of that" said Sif when it was just the two of us.
"Normally I would like to cut all contact in this situation but we are friends and you are the only thing keeping me from living with the Lemkes so I'll let it slide" I said.
"Good, I believe you are still up" said Sif.
I got the ball and stood up.
"By the way, please don't tell my family about this" I said.
"I promise" said Sif.
"Thank God" I said.
I went to the lane and rolled the ball to knock the pins down.
