Chapter 68: The Night of the Dead Squids

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Merasmus: Hello fools! It is I, Merasmus! Tonight the barriers are down! Between known and the unknown! The real and the unreal! Happy Halloween, everybody!

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October 31st, 2022 ME

It was sunset in Inkopolis, and all of our friends were over at Pearl's mansion to enjoy a Splatoween party we had planned. Medic and Engineer were working on a new experiment involving a brain and some high-tech parts.

Engineer: Say, where'd you get this thing, anyway? Y'all didn't...dig it up, didja?

Medic: Ahaha! No, it'z quite fresh, I assure you.

Engineer: Wait. So where didja get--

Medic: Ah! It'z vorking!

The implants that Medic had placed onto the brain was fully operational.

Medic: Yes! Teamvork, mein freund! Ve are geniuses!

Engineer: Ahh, weren't nothin'. You wanna beer?

Medic: Not during surgery. Anyvay, zhe patient iz ready. In ve go...

Medic carefully placed the brain inside the pumpkin's empty cavity with a face carved at the front to act as a jack-o-lantern. Medic had the pumpkin placed on its base as Medic looked at the face he carved.

Medic: Hello! Can you hear me, my beautiful creation?

Pumpkin: Uh, where am I? Last thing I remember was robbin' some nerdy Kriegian tourist in an alley, then...then... Oh God.

Medic: Vater under zhe bridge, mein kleines ungeheuer! Velcome to your new life! As a Splatoween decoration! Zhink of it as a second chance to turn your life around!

Engineer: How the hell's he gonna do that on the porch?

Medic: He can scare zhe children straight!

Pumpkin: I got a better idea. Both of you give me your money and no one gets hurt.

Medic: Ah... You can take zhe brain out of zhe criminal und put it in zhe pumpkin, but you can't take zhe criminal out of zhe brain in zhe pumpkin. Oo. Also, don't take zhe brain out of zhe pumpkin. Zhat pumpkin is keeping him alive.

Engineer picked up the pumpkin and began to take him outside to the front porch.

Engineer: Time ta scare some kids, li'l fellah.

Pumpkin: When I break outta this pumpkin, I'm gonna kill you both. You hear me?

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