I'm Not Poly | Felix X Stray Kids

BONUS CHAPTER: OT8

I tried 💀

This is long over due--I'm sorry. This was supposed to be for when this hit 1m reads, but--we're currently 180m passed that 😭

Thank you guys so much for that. I don't remember at this point if I ever said that--this book is my only one to ever receive so much love from you guys. And I truly thank you❤️ I love you all so much. I hope you guys are all happy, healthy and safe❤️ Thank you for being here with me. And I sincerely hope that this doesn't disappoint you guys. Bye bye~~ I'll see you later (whenever I finally get to the next bonus chapter--realistically in like 4-6 months based on prior time gaps 💀)

Enjoy~~

(P.S.: This is what you gave me those cards for, Nilla. I finally was able to do it 😭)

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~Fourteen years later~

The mid thirties really hit like a truck.

Everyone (besides Chan--) was currently in this boat with me as Chan was staring down at the 'four' candle very pointedly as we celebrated his 40th birthday. We'd managed to stop Seungmin from his 'half of 80' jokes so far, while the alpha looked like he was having a midlife crisis. Jisung had his arms wrapped around his lawful husband, kissing the alpha's shoulder as he was looking dead inside.

"It's not that bad, baby." I purred as I was fidgeting with my scrubs, miraculously still finding pens in pockets I didn't even know I had as I was getting ready to take things off. We had the night to ourselves as our kids were all staying the night with my parents (good luck to them), so I didn't even bat an eye about changing in the kitchen. Mainly because I didn't much want my children making fun of my body. The rats were starting to peak fourteen years old, with our youngests starting puberty. It was not a fun time to be an older parent, and I was one of the younger ones.

Kids these days are freaking brutal.

And the only one that seemed capable of controlling them when they got like that was military dad Minho.

Who--

Was looking scrumptious as usual in his oiled jumpsuit, from working on cars all day.

Yummy.

I smiled at Minho when the alpha and I met gazes, before I looked back at Chan. "Hmm?" I purred. "Baby?"

"Half of 80 isn't that bad, old man." Seungmin said with crossed arms.

Jisung and I both hissed at the alpha after he'd made his comment. Chan looked dead--while the other three alphas snickered.

Meanwhile, Jeongin--

"I think having a forty year old husband is kinda sexy."

.

.

.

Seungmin's face went red with embarrassment. "What, am I not good enough for you? Do you want someone older?"

"Shut up, Seungmin." Jeongin grumbled. "You know I love you. I'm just saying. Forty isn't that bad."

Seungmin puffed up at Jeongin, the jealousy clear on his face as he looked back at Chan. Meanwhile, Chan was smiling slightly, looking just a bit better after being called sexy. Even if it was because he was forty now.