USWNT Oneshots

Group Chat: On the Bus Again

Thalia, STOP IT! ~Abby

She's poking you, isn't she?~ Arod

YES! That is EXACTLY what she is doing! ~Abby

What did I tell you last bus trip? ~Cheney

Shut up, Cheney. ~Abby

That's my girl, Thalia! ~Pinoe

Shut up, Pinoe! ~Abby

Is she still doing it? ~Tobin

Yes, she's still doing it. Thalia, STOP! ~Abby

But it's fun! ~Thalia

I don't care if it's fun! It's driving me insane! Stop it! Tobin, control your girlfriend please! ~Abby

No can do. She's a free spirit. I can't make her do anything. But she can come and sit with me if she wants. ~Tobin

Thank you, Tobin. Thalia, go sit with Tobin. ~Abby

Why? ~Thalia

Because I said so. ~Abby

Why did you say so? ~Thalia

BECAUSE YOU'RE ANNOYING THE HELL OUT OF ME! JUST GO SIT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND! ~Abby

Yes! Mission Accomplished! ~Thalia

I swear to god, you all are the most annoying group of people I've ever met! Jesus Christ! ~Abby

Love you too, Abby! ~Thalia

Later

I CALL HACKS! SO MANY HACKS! ~Tobin

Why? ~Abby

I just beat her at Mao for the five hundred thirty-seventh time. ~Thalia

I CAN'T BEAT HER! I CALL HACKS! ~Tobin

Can't you just accept that Thalia's better than you at this? ~Arod

Of course not! ~Tobin

Why not? ~Cheney

Her dignity won't let her. ~Thalia

Dignity has nothing to do with it! ~Tobin

Dignity has nothing to do with it? That's cute! Dignity has everything to do with it, and you know it! ~Thalia

Shut up. ~Tobin

OH NO! TOBIN'S TURNING INTO PINOE! ~Carli

Shut up, Carli. ~Tobin

Shut up, Carli! ~Pinoe

What? It's true! That's how Pinoe ends arguments when she knows the other person won! ~Carli

I said shut up! ~Tobin

I won! ~Thalia