USWNT Oneshots

The Art of Simultaneous Lecturing

I was sitting in my room with Tobin, texting with Emma.

I'M HYPER I HAD LOTSSSSSS OF SUGAR! ~Emma

Oh jeez... *rolls eyes* ~Thalia

DON'T YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME YOUNG LADY. ~Emma

I'm older than you. ~Thalia

I DO NOT CARE MOE CAP-ER LADY! ~Emma

That made absolutely no sense at all. ~Thalia

DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO ME MOE (YOUNG) CAP-ER (OLDER) LADY! ~Emma

You are a strange child. ~Thalia

YOU'RE IN FOR IT, JEDI! ~Emma

So scared. *sarcasm* ~Thalia

At that moment, Demi texted me.

I heard Emma is lecturing you. ~Demi

Yes. Yes she is. ~Thalia

And why is she lecturing you? ~Demi

No idea. ~Thalia

She says it's because you rolled your eyes at her. ~Demi

I see. ~Thalia

DO NOT ROLL YOUR EYES AT EMMA IT IS BAD. ~Demi

YOU DO NOT DO THAT. ~Demi

NAUGHTY THALIA. ~Demi

NO NONE OF THAT ~Demi

((Bold Italics= text with Emma. Regular italics=text with Demi))

Oh, god not you too... ~Thalia

BAD GIRL ~Demi

NO ~Demi

I'M GONNA TELL TOBS ~Demi

You possessed Demi. ~Thalia

THE LECTURING SHOULD START IN 3..2...1 DEMI AND EMMA'S ATTACK! ~Emma

Oh be quiet. ~Thalia

And Tobs doesn't care. ~Thalia

YOU DO NOT ROLL YOUR EYES AT PEOPLE! ~Demi

BAD THALIA! BAD GIRL! ~Demi

I do too roll my eyes at people! ~Thalia

TOBS WILL CARE IF I TELL HER YOU SAID ALEX WAS HOT~ Demi

She already punished me for that. ~Thalia

Demi's actually doing more lecturing than you are. ~Thalia

I SAID DON'T TALK BACK TO ME! ~Emma

I'm not. ~Thalia

GO IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! ~Emma

I won't go sit in the corner. What are you gonna do about it? ~Thalia

DON'T TALK BACK TO ME! ~Emma

I'LL TALK BACK TO YOU IF I WANT! SO THERE! ~Thalia

OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE! ~Emma

OH YES I DID. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! ~Thalia

I'M GETTING DEMI! ~Emma

YOU DO NOT TALK BACK TOO EMMA IN CAPS! ~Demi

WATCH ME! ~Thalia

NOW I HAVE TO KILL YOU! ~Demi

Good luck with that. Toby will protect me. ~Thalia

PRESS CAN HOLD OFF TOBS. ~Demi

You wouldn't... ~Thalia

I WOULD ~Demi

There was a knock on the door. Tobin went to open it, but I stopped her. "No." I said. "Don't." the door opened, and Emma, Demi, and Press ran into the room. Emma and Demi tackled me and pinned me down to the bed, binding my hands behind my back and and binding my ankles together with duct tape. Tobin tried to drag them off me, but Press pinned her to the wall. "Thalia!" Tobin yelled. "Goddammit, get off her!" Demi smirked. "Someone's possessive." she said. "We're not getting off her until she apologizes." Emma said. "I regret nothing!" I yelled. "I'll never yield to the forces of darkness!" "Oh, you will." Emma said, smirking. "What are you going to do to me?!" I asked, struggling against the tape. Emma ran her fingers up and down the soles of my feet. I squirmed and laughed, trying to jerk my feet away from her fingers. "Stop it!" I said, laughing. "Apologize, then." Emma said. "Never!" I growled. "Demi, have at her." Emma said, smirking. Demi crouched down my my feet and began running her tongue along the sensitive arch. "No!" Tobin yelled, struggling against Press. "Dammit, get your tongue off her!" Demi stopped and walked up to Tobin, grabbing her face. "You should be thankful, Heath." she said, smirking. "We could be doing this to you." "Do it." Tobin said. "Torture me until I die, but leave her alone." "Tobin, no!" I yelled. "Fine! I'll do it! I'm sorry!" "That's better." Emma said. "I knew your girl would persuade you. Press, sit her down." Press forced Tobin onto the chair and Demi taped her down. "Later, ladies." Emma said, smirking as she left the room.