USWNT Oneshots

Group Chat: On the Bus

Chat started with Thalia, Tobin, Abby, Pinoe, Hope, Carli, Cheney, and Arod by Alex

Hey! ~Alex

Why am I on here take me off. ~Hope

Wow. Three whole seconds. Is that a new record? ~Arod

Shut up, Arod. ~Hope

And no, it's not a new record. The record still stands at five minutes and 25 seconds. ~Carli

What's up people? ~Pinoe

I'm prepared to be annoyed the whole bloody trip. Why do I have to sit next to Pinoe? ~Abby

Where are Thalia and Tobin? ~Cheney

Dunno. ~Hope

We're here! ~Tobin

Sorry, we were right in the middle of an intense Pokémon battle. ~Thalia

Pokémon? Really? You two are such children. ~Pinoe

OH, WOW! LOOK WHO'S TALKING! ~Tobin

Glass houses, Pinoe. Glass Houses. ~Thalia

Oh my god Pinoe STOP IT! ~Abby

What is she doing? ~Arod

She won't stop poking me and it's annoying the hell out of me! Alex, control your girlfriend please before I kill her. ~Abby

Well, I would... ~Alex

I'm sensing a "but" here. Why am I sensing a "but" here? ~Abby

Ha you said "butt". ~Pinoe

And you call me and Thalia "children". Taken a look at yourself recently, Pinoe? ~Tobin

...But this is funny. And I'm lazy. So I'm just going to watch and see how this plays out. ~Alex

Let's be real, Abby. It doesn't matter who's sitting by you, we're all just gonna do the exact same thing. ~Cheney

WHY DOES EVERYONE ENJOY DOING THIS TO ME?! ~Abby

Because it's fun to piss you off. ~Thalia

Thanks, Squirt. I needed that. ~Abby

You're welcome. ~Thalia

That was sarcasm, Child. ~Abby

I know. You're still welcome. ~Thalia

You're impossible. ~Abby

Thank you. ~Thalia

That wasn't a compliment. ~Abby

I know. Thank you anyway. ~Thalia

UGGGHHH! ~Abby

This is what sisters are for, Abby. ~Tobin

And this is why I'm glad I don't have one. ~Hope

Well, I'm sure we could arrange for Pinoe to come sit by you... ~Abby

If Pinoe comes to sit by me, I will personally murder both of you. ~Hope

Besides, I'm using Hope as a pillow at the moment, and she's the only one who lets me do that. ~Carli

Alex, could you get Syd on here? ~Abby

Sure. ~Alex

Syd was added to the chat

WASSUPPPPP?! ~Syd

Syd, take Pinoe please! ~Abby

What? Why? What'd she do this time? ~Syd

She won't stop poking me. Pinoe, if you don't stop, I'm going to kill you. You're the only one who she doesn't annoy. Well, other than Alex, but Alex doesn't want to sit with her. ~Abby

Fine, I'll take Pinoe. ~Syd

THANK YOU! Pinoe, go sit with Syd. ~Abby.

Well, I'm gonna go. Thalia just fell asleep on my lap, and I need my beauty rest too. Bye! ~Tobin