USWNT Oneshots

Knights in Shining Nikes

Once upon a time, in a far off kingdom, there lived a beautiful princess. The princess's name was Morgan Brian, but the people called her "Princess Moe." Princess Moe was kind and loved by most everyone, and, despite her young age, she ruled the kingdom well. Not everyone loved Princess Moe, however. In a tower far from the kingdom, there lived an evil witch named Megan Rapinoe. She was skilled in the magical arts, and everyone feared her. "Evil Witch Pinoe", they called her. Evil Witch Pinoe wanted to rule the kingdom, but she knew there was no chance of doing so while Princess Moe still ruled, so one night, when the kingdom was sleeping, she came and kidnapped the princess. Sir Abby, leader of the kingdom's knights, was awoken by the princess's screams. She ran to the top of the highest tower and shot at Evil Witch Pinoe as the wicked woman carried the princess away on her broomstick, but her arrows fell short. The next day, Sir Abby gathered her three best knights, Sir Thalia, Sir Tobin, and Sir Alex, to go rescue the princess. The three brave women accepted their quest and started on their journey. After days of walking, the three knights reached a tall tower. Evil Witch Pinoe's cackles reached their ears. Sir Thalia began to climb the vines on the side of the tower. Sir Tobin and Sir Alex followed suit, and they climbed through the window of the tower. Evil Witch Pinoe had her back facing them. She was digging inch-long fingernails into Princess Moe's cheeks. The princess was tied up and gagged, her brown eyes filled with terror and pain. "Poor Princess Moe." the evil witch crooned. "Away from your kingdom with your knights in shining Nikes nowhere to be seen. With you dead, there will be no one to keep me from taking over the kingdom!" "That's what you think." Sir Thalia said. Evil Witch Pinoe turned, only to catch Sir Thalia's arrow in her heart. She fell to the ground, dead, and the the three knights freed Princess Moe from her her bonds, taking her back to the kingdom, which was safe at last.