USWNT Oneshots

Revenge and Retaliation ("Kidnapped" by Pinoe Part 2)

Prompt: Umm Thalia gets Moe, Tobin, and Alex together and they all tackle Pinoe down and tie her up and tickle her and say they will tell people her biggest secret. Then like Pinoe says she will not tease Thalia again. Then Pinoe grabs Moe and takes her to her room and ties her up for what she did to her (and cause she is the baby on the team and is the smallest and lightest) and everyone has to come save Moe

"I still need to get Pinoe back for locking me in the closet." I said. "Have any ideas about how you're gonna do it?" Tobin asked. I grinned. "Yes, actually." I said. "Let's hear it, then." Alex said. "We tie Pinoe up and tickle her feet." I said. "Wait, tickling Pinoe's feet?" Moe asked, leaning on Alex's shoulders. "I'm in!" I grinned. "Awesome!" I said. "Are we really sure we want Moe as part of this mission?" Tobin asked. "I mean, I don't doubt that she can be a good member of the group, but she's a lot smaller and lighter than the rest of us, and if I know Pinoe, there's going to be retaliation." "I'll be fine." Moe said. "I want to do this!" Tobin shrugged. "Alright." she said. "So how are we gonna do this?" Alex asked. "I know my girl, and she's not just going to sit quietly by while we tie her up and tickle her feet." "That's why we're a team." I said. "Moe's gonna be our lure. Moe, what you're gonna do is you're gonna go to Pinoe's room and ask if she wants to join us for ice cream or something. If she says 'no', give her the puppy eyes. No one can resist when you give them the puppy eyes. Tobin, Alex, and I will be hidden somewhere in the hall with rope, and when you lead her past us, we'll tackle her and tie her up. Got it?" "Sounds like a plan." Moe said. Alex and Tobin nodded in agreement. We walked upstairs, and Tobin, Alex, and I hid in a shadowy corner while Moe went and knocked on Pinoe's door. "Hey, Momo." Pinoe said. "Whatcha need?" "Do you wanna go get ice cream with us?" Moe asked. "Who's 'us'?" Pinoe asked. "Me, Alex, Tobs, and Thalia." Moe said. "Sounds good." Pinoe said. "I'm in." "Great!" Moe said happily. They started walking down the hall towards us. "Wait for it..." I whispered. "Wait for it...now!" we jumped out of our hiding spot and tackled Pinoe to the ground. Moe was rolling on the floor laughing at Pinoe's facial expressions while Tobin and Alex held Pinoe down and I bound her wrists and ankles with rope. "What the hell is going on?" Pinoe asked. "I told you when you locked me in the closet, Pinoe: this means war." I said, smirking. "It's time for revenge." Pinoe struggled against her bonds. "What are you going to do to me?!" she asked. "You'll see." I said. "Alex, can you help me get her into my room?" "Sure." Alex said. "Alex, no!" Pinoe said. "You've gone to the dark side! She's brainwashed you! Come back to me!" Alex grinned, bending down and kissing her girlfriend. "Oh, Pinoe." she said. "I haven't been brainwashed. I'm doing this because it's going to be funny." "Alex, please!" Pinoe begged as Alex and I began to drag her towards the room that Tobin and I shared. "Please don't do this!" "Not working, Pinoe." Alex said. We got Pinoe into the room and locked the door. "Alex, take her shoes off." I said. "Socks too." Pinoe finally realized what we were going to do. "No!" she said, straining against the ropes. "No! You're not!" "Yes." I said. "We are. Now stay still so Alex can take your shoes off." "That won't be necessary." Alex said, sitting down on Pinoe's ankles. She took the blonde midfielder's shoes and socks off, then got off of her ankles. "Perfect." I said. "Thank you, Alex." I crouched down next to Pinoe's feet and started moving a finger gently up and down the sole of one of them. Pinoe squirmed, laughing. "Stop!" she said. "Stop! Please!" "Not until you apologize for locking me in the closet and promise to not do it again." I said. "No!" Pinoe said. "I won't apologize! It was funny!" "Tobin, you want a go?" I asked. "Nah. Let Moe do it." Tobin said. "I'm having fun watching this." Moe took my place, and Pinoe started laughing harder. "Ready to apologize?" I asked. "Never!" Pinoe said defiantly. "Moe, let Alex have a go." I said. "Alex, do what you want to her, but keep it relatively PG-13." Alex smirked. "Gotcha." she said, crouching down next to her girlfriend. "Alex, don't do this." Pinoe pleaded. "Oh, god Alex!" Alex was tickling Pinoe's feet, but at the same time, her lips had found the midfielder's pulse point, and she was sucking and biting at the sensitive skin. Pinoe was making a noise somewhere between a laugh and a moan, and Tobin, Moe, and I were cracking up. "Alright!" Pinoe moaned. "I'm sorry. I won't do it again. Get her off my neck!" "That's all we needed." I said. "Tobin, unlock the door, will you please?" Tobin nodded and unlocked the door while I untied Pinoe. As soon as she was free, Pinoe grabbed Moe and ran out the door. "Help!" The tiny middy cried. "Help me, please!" "Moe!" I yelled. I ran after her, but Pinoe disappeared into her room with Moe. "Alex, do you have your room key?" I asked, returning to my room and digging through my suitcase. "Yeah." Alex said. "Great." I said, pulling out three Nerf guns and tossing one each to Tobin and Alex. "Let's go rescue Princess Moe."

Moe's P.O.V.

Pinoe carried me into her room and set me down on the bed. "Pinoe, let me out!" I said. "Nope!" Pinoe said. "Thalia should have known I would retaliate." she took a couple lengths of rope from her suitcase and started binding me with it. She tied my ankles together, tied my hands behind my back, and then wrapped one length of rope around my upper body, and another around my lower body. "There." she said when she finished. "Perfect damsel in distress. Princess Moe, captured by the evil witch Pinoe and facing torture and certain death if her knights in shining Nikes don't save her in time." she took my shoes and socks off and started tickling my feet. "Pinoe, stop it!" I said, laughing. "Nope!" Pinoe said. "I told you that you faced torture and certain death, so you better hope your knights in shining Nikes get their asses over here in time!" I squirmed, trying to jerk my feet away from Pinoe's fingers, but with no success. "It's no use trying to get away!" Pinoe said, adding in her best imitation of a witch's cackle. "I've got you now, Princess Moe! Away from your kingdom and your knights in shining Nikes nowhere to be seen!" "That's what you think." Thalia's voice sounded behind Pinoe.

Thalia's P.O.V.

Alex opened the door to the room that she and Pinoe shared, and we crept in quietly. Moe was sitting on the bed, bound in ropes while Pinoe tickled her feet. There were tears running down the small middy's face from laughing so hard. I motioned to Tobin and Alex to stay quiet. "It's no use trying to get away!" Pinoe said, with her best imitation of a witch's cackle. "I've got you now, Princess Moe! Away from your kingdom and your knights in shining Nikes nowhere to be seen!" Ah, classic Pinoe. 'Knights in shining Nikes'? Well, that's what we were. "That's what you think." I said. Pinoe spun around, and immediately got a dart to the stomach. "Curses!" she groaned. "Foiled again!" "You got that right!" Alex said, catching Pinoe with a dart in the chest. Pinoe collapsed dramatically and 'died', clutching her chest in 'pain'. "My heroes!" Moe exclaimed, grinning broadly. "Are you alright, Princess Moe?" Tobin asked, grinning as well as we all set to work untying Moe. "Yeah." Moe said. "But I very nearly wasn't. The evil witch Pinoe almost killed me." we all laughed, even Pinoe. "GG, Pinoe." I said. "GG."