USWNT Oneshots

The Chat: At a Different Hotel

Wassup peoples? ~Tobin

Chillin like a villain. ~Alex

Lol dat vocabulary doh. ~Thalia

I think you've been spending a bit too much time around Pinoe. ~Abby

Have not! ~Alex

Hey, where's Harli? ~Arod

Yeah, aren't they on this chat? ~Cheney

I'll go check. Their room number is 224, yeah? ~Pinoe

Yeah. ~Thalia

Ok. Here goes nothing. ~Pinoe

Good luck, Pinoe. ~Alex

OH MY GOD!!! ~Pinoe

What? What is it? ~Tobin

WHAT HAS JUST BEEN SEEN CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN! ~Pinoe

Meaning...? ~Cheney

You walked in on them, didn't you? ~Thalia

Yes. Yes I did. And it was horrifying. ~Pinoe

Hope is going to be on the warpath now. ~Abby

I realize that, Abby. Thank you. ~Pinoe

Oh, God. I hear her coming, guys. ~Pinoe

I'll give you a nice eulogy at your funeral. ~Alex

Oh, that's encouraging! ~Pinoe

You have about ten minutes left to live, Pinoe. You'd better start writing your will. ~Thalia

How do you figure? ~Pinoe

Hope just came into our room and asked us if we'd seen you. ~Tobin

Oh, God. Alex, I feel like I don't say this enough. I love you. ~Pinoe

The last words of a dying woman. ~Abby

I love you too, Pinoe. ~Alex

About ten minutes later

Pinoe, are you still alive? ~Arod

Barely. ~Pinoe

What's happening? What did Hope do? ~Cheney

It's not what she did do, it's what she is doing. ~Pinoe

Oh, God. What's she doing to you? ~Tobin

She locked me in their closet. And they're at it again. ~Pinoe

She didn't! ~Thalia

She did. I have to listen to them. It's awful. ~Pinoe

R. I. P. Megan Anna Rapinoe. She will be missed. ~Alex