The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

I'm Human Trash

Days Survived Of Yanderes Presence: 39 :-:

Before School:
AGHHHHHH!!!!! I stepped downstairs which is like the popular people central! And it was all for a picture!!!

Oh and there's my crush...now to go watch him. And prank him later.

Lunch

Well I'm scared of my History teacher because he might give me a referral if I talk :-:

Also my crush walked by and I turned away!!!!  We could've shared a dab or something but I turned away!!!!! Dammit!

Am just now Ex-Senpai and his friend came up to us since they have trash duty. And they are like "Trash?"

Then KC pointed to me and she's like "Human trash!"

And Mira is holding onto me as I type so I'm all over the place.

And Ex-Senpai is like "Get in it'll happen to you eventually!"

An I'm like no! And KC and Mira laugh at me because it's Ex-Senpai!

Lolololololololololololololol!!!!!!

Then at PE me and my friend were singing at the top of our lungs.

In English we were allowed to bring headphones for music. But of course I didn't fully plug them in so people were listening to the chorus of Angel With A Shotgun....how embarrassing! And then once Iris fully plugged my headphones in the lyrics were screaming at me.

Then later someone asked me how many pages I wrote.

"7 but I'm done." Which apparently was really loud.

So both Iris and that guy were yelling at me that I was being to loud and people were looking at me. I shrugged it off.

Then when class was ending Luke stole my phone and looked at Instagram. He looked at his own account and wanted to like all the pictures but I already did that 😏

So then he looks at my notifications and it turned out he spammed me. And commented "Boi" on one of my pictures.

But to get revenge I'll spam him back 😈

And then in Math me and Cheeto Head expressed two dabs. One we just so happened to face each other and two I saw him from the corner of my eye looking at me. LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!!! I wasn't looking at him but he was looking at me!!!!!!!!!

Ok moving on Ex-SENPAI was doing weird noises while picking up a pencil and he was sticking his tongue out weird and putting a pencil in his hair...just the usual weirdness.

Then after school Cheeto Head was running like crazy for his life and kicking a paper ball around. I was walking/running beside him and he was like, "I have a haircut appointment in less than 30 minutes and I have to bike there!!!"

So I wished him luck, and sadly was not able to do my prank.

Oh no...

Haircut....

No, no, no, no, no....

#PrayForLynda'sCrushesHair