The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

When You Stay In The Lunchroom To Long

So the weirdest thing happened at lunch...

Class Clown came over and gave us all chocolate but when I got up to throw something away he stole my chocolate.

So I wanted it back so I basically started to fight and crawl over the table to get it while Mira and KC were laughing.

The only problem was that Dorito Face was right behind Class Clown flipping water bottles. The thing is, he was walking and as I started screaming and yelling he just turned around and flipped water bottles.

...suspicious...

And so Class Clown is like "Say the magic word!"

And I'm like "YOU'RE AN IDIOT GIVE ME MY CHOCOLATE!!!"

"No..."

And so for two minutes that happened and then Dorito Face left.

So Class Clown is like, "You know Dorito Face was right behind us..."

" I know but chocolate is more important!" I say as I snatch the chocolate.

"No it's not!" KC argues, and then we get into a debate about it.

Then I got really thirsty so of course I want to get something to drink at the snack bar. So I got a Strawberry Switch (or whatever).

Then I came back and so we were talking (IammejustFYI KC_Gymnast Nicofreacko ) and Class Clown got the same thing as me. But we both realized we got a Kiwi Switch instead of a Strawberry...

And then Dorito Face has to come back and so we see each other and I nod hello and smile because at the moment I had confidence.

But no, he has to take it a step further and say the obvious, "We have a math test today...I'm gonna die!"

So in my mind I was thinking "I know" we have a test. And so I realized what he really said and what came out was "I know right!" I said as I was half drinking my Switch. And so I realized how bad and cheesy that sounded so I tried to use my hands to save it...nah it looked x10 terrible...

And so he just walks off, but he willingly talked to me...

And my friends are just rolling in laughter and criticizing me so he probably knows I like him.

WHAT-EVER!

I hate males at this point so it doesn't matter.

Then he disappears and I'm midway through a sentence when Dorito Face comes walking behind me. Of course being the idiot I am I freeze.

And Class Clown stupidly says "You know he was right behind you..."

And I'm like "WHY DO YOU THINK I FROZE IDIOT!"

And then when I asked Dorito Face at English if he witnessed the chocolate thing and he says "Uhh no..." Like wtf man are you talking about.

BUT YOU SAW IT! YOU WERE FLIPPING WATERBOTTLES WHILE LOOKING IN THAT DIRECTION! YOU WERE LIKE WTF IS HAPPENING WITH HER!! AND I WAS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!!!

I'm fucking done, I hate this planet. Can someone kill me or something, I'm serious. I don't have the decency to take my own life because I'm afraid of death, so kill me whenever.