Whenever someone asks who my crush is I say "It's obvious."
And they answer, "No it's not."
That is the part where I face palm and think YOU IDIOT!
1. Person Runs Into Door:
A. "Uh...you good?"
B. Idgaf
C. *laughs head off*
1. Dorito Face Rams Into Door
A. "Are you ok?"
B. "ARE YOU OK?!"
C. "THAT FUCKING BASTARD DOOR, I WILL KNOCK YOUR FUCKING HINGES OFF!"
2. "I Ship You With *enters name*"
A. "Uhh...no please no..."
B. "You're joking right?"
C. "YOU FUCKING RETARD HOW DARE YOU!"
2. "I Ship You With Dorito Face."
A. "..."
B. "....no?"
C. *trips and dies*
3. Someone Dabs
A. *weird look*
B. "The door is that way!"
C. "No...please stop..."
3. Dorito Face Dabs
A. Smiles/Laughs/Fangirls
B. *secretly dies inside*
C. *tries to dab*
4. Someone Says Something Idiotic
A. "Dude..."
B. *gives them a glare*
C. "You IDIOT!"
4. Dorito Face Says Something Idiotic
A. "Uh...you sure?"
B. *covers it up* I got ya fam.
C. *laughs*
And people say it's not obvious...
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