The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

"Jason's" Journal 😉😏

PREPARE FOR A WILD RIDE GUYS!!! THIS WAS THE MOST INTERESTING DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

So today seemed like a basic day till Jordie came up to me in History and asked me "Do you know "Jason"?"

"*"Jason's" last name*?"

"Yeah," Jordie answered.

"Why?" I ask.

"I found his journal," Jordie says holding it up. We have these journals in history where we write history notes but we also summarize our day. So immediately I wanted it so I can read it, especially since he was the period before us so he forgot it.

"Can I have it? I'm like his best friend!" More like frenemies, but you know I wanted that journal.

"Su-" Jordie starts but Luke snatches it.

"LUKE GIVE IT TO ME! I WANT TO READ IT!" I scream attacking him.

"Nope he's not your friend," Luke says.

"HE'S MORE OF MY FRIEND THEN YOURS!"

"It's Jason Saw, you don't know him!" Luke answers lying.

"NO ITS "JASON" *LAST NAME*!"

So after attacking him he finally hands over the journal. I may have wrote in pen in the back of his book Lynda found your journal.

Then Class Clown and I read a whole bunch of it and took pictures, but "Jason" was at math club so he stole Iris's phone and started threatening to blackmail me.

I don't know what the big deal is it's not like he wrote anything important. His life is actually really sad tbh.

I know his only BIG secret and my crush knows I like him and that's all "Jason" knows about me.

Then in PE I thanked Jordie and he said "Jason" and I would make a great couple. Like tf. Is it because we are half white half Chinese children like wtf?!

Right before English I gave "Jason" his journal back and we had a conversation about how sad his life is. He had no faith in me giving him his journal back, but I would've whether or not he threatened me.

Then we had a sub in Math and the sub liked me because he kept complimenting me and Theatre dude kept on trying to get compliments from him so like the sub would be like "Thank you Lynda you're actually working!"

"IM WORKING!" Then he starts copying off of me.

Then Ex-Senpai starts copying me to and he falls so far forward that he almost falls into my face...

It was very scary tbh.

Then I got free Ramen from Theatre Guy because of a meme contest. I beat Ex-Senpai 😈👏🏻

As well as Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher Head came up to me and said something in Japanese so I was like tf? And he's like "Something in Japanese" and I just nod my head like k you're crazy.

And then I start bragging about my ramen and Ex-Senpai try's to steal it, as well as Poe and for some reason Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher Head decided to come up and watch?

*shrugs*

And now I'm truly concerned for Poe...

This is the first of March...

If this is just the beginning...

How is the rest of the month suppose to go?