The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Maybe The Reliable Times

Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 73 :-:

So...I haven't transferred classes yet...but they said to come at lunch. Also I need to ask KC something to help me get through 2nd period PE, but I'll do that later.

So at lunch when we were going outside...and for once this involves you guys XD...KC "wanted" to show Mira something. So I gave her my phone and Mira was like, "What book?"

"KC's the latest chapter," I said. But then Mira clicked one of you people's updates and there was an anime picture with this bloody girl. I think it was Twenty_One_Sirens book and Mira was confused. So I rolled over laughing, "That's not it!"

Then KC asked what we were both laughing about, and Mira showed her and KC started laughing with us.

Eventually KC showed her the latest chapter and Mira read it. Then Mira was like, "Uhhhh who's book is this?"

"KC's," I say.

"Oh....never mind...I thought it said something else..." Mira said.

"What?" I asked.

"Nothing," she said.

Then I realized what she was referring to because I thought the same thing, so I start rolling over laughing.

"What?" KC asked a bit confused.

Mira shows it to her and we explain it.

"Ohh, yeah I forgot the parenthesis." KC said going to fix it on her phone. That reminds me...I need to get quotes from them for my bio :P

And so at this point we are a laughing mess, then KC, while laughing, says "The roof has sprinklers!"

Then this triggers us to start laughing harder, and then I make eye contact with Autumn and she looks at me like I'm a weirdo. Eventually she walks over and asks us what we are laughing about. Then we explained it and she finally understood it was our insanity again.

Also before we get into English and Math I found my black jacket! I always wear a black jacket to school but I lost it for like a week and I wore my Emma Swan leather jacket. But I'm so happy I found my dark colored jacket! Now that I realize it...Cheeto Head is always wearing a black jacket...even under this puffy blue life saver jacket he's been wearing for the past two days.

Ok sorry...I just had to get that out.

So after my PE...which was kinda wrong...ill miss ya Felix, Jordie, Crystal, mehhhh, maybe, I don't think they care.

Let's just say it ended with Jordie becoming a transgender named Jessica 😝😝😂😂

Theeeeeeeen in English Cheeto Head was walking to his desk. And he was smiling really happily. So I say, "You seem happy!" Who am I kidding? He's always happy, he's the live in the now sort've dude.

So he nods, "Yeah."

Then I mention my debate whether to change to second period science or change to fifth period science and have second period PE.

He nods, "Hard choice."

Then I see "GWLK" coming and I'm like, "WHY?!?!"

So he try's to grab my journal and I snatch it away so he can't get it. 2: "GWLK" 1: Me.

He screams, "Darn!" And I laugh insanely.

Then later he grabs my eraser and throws it at the guy sitting next to Cheeto Head, who throws it to the girl behind him. Then they get into a war using my eraser...3: "GWLK" 1: Me.

And so while we are going over some essay Cheeto Head turns back to me and mentions something about how he would rather do something instead of doing this. And I nod yeah, not really paying attention since the stapler broke.

Then a few minutes later Cheeto Head is still doing his math homework from yesterday and turns back to me, "Did you finish the math homework?"

"Yeah," I say.

"I didn't!"

"Why?" I said a bit confused. He had all of yesterday and lunch!

"Uh...skatepark...?" He says, I roll my eyes.

And even later...I steal "GWLK's" journal and throw it on the ground. I considered giving it to Cheeto Head but I decided it would be best not to...yes I was a wimp...

Then "GWLK" tries to get it with his foot. Note never to do this ever...but I started fighting his foot with mine and I kicked his journal away...that's the good part...but then our feet awkwardly were fighting each other and got stuck inbetween the desks. Then "GWLK" starts calling for Cheeto Head and he tells him to try and get his journal. Then I say no!

Cheeto Head smirks because he has all the power, he turns around and doesn't give it to him. YESSSSSSSSSSSS HES ON MY SIDEEEEEEEE! Even though he stole my eraser yesterday 🤔

Meh

Then "GWLK" was like "COME ON! WE ARE OLD FRIENDS!"

Cheeto Head gives it back...but he's still on my side 😏 3: "GWLK" 2: Me

I didn't talk to him at all going to Math...even though he walked in the same direction...and I can't wait for him because that looks desperate...should I wait for him? Maybe if his best friend ditches him...

We get new seats...and I'm far away from Cheeto Head...but we are facing each other...we could make eye contact at any point! This keeps happening! Whey does she seat me so I'm looking straight at him!

Ex-SENPAI and Poe Dameron is at my new table...so we're good.

Then after class I rush to my locker to get something for Crystal...Mira decided to bother me. Idk why 😂, she's just saying hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Then when she's gone I start to leave then I hear a huge "OWWWW" behind me.

So I turn around and see its Cheeto Head...he walks up to me and says, "A huge 8th grader just rammed into me..."

"You ok?" I ask because he's holding his shoulder.

"Yeah...just my shoulder and arm hurt a lot....that a boney 8th grader."

"I'm boney but I don't go knocking myself into people," I say. Which probably sounded so stupid...

Then I change the subject back to the sneakers I'm giving Crystal back and me transferring classes.

"Cool...I'm in period 2 PE," he says doing that thing where he crosses his arms across his chest and puts his fingers in the 👌🏻 look.

I was about to say something when Crystal pokes the sneakers and I give it to her and he walks away.

Hopefully the reliable times will come back...where he talks to me.