The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

My Entourage

So today was good! It started pretty simple in History, Luke and I talked occasionally. Bobber Joe showed us his card tricks.

Lunch was simple also, I played around on Iris's snapchat. Then Class Clown came up and tried to break into my back pack. In the process I took a picture of him and he was like "NOOOOOO!"

Then I turned around and said, "Do you really want to see a tampon that bad?"

And Class Clown was like "NO THAT IS WEIRD!" Then walked away to other human beings.

And so I caption the picture "When someone mentions tampons."

Nicofreacko ^^^^^

In PE I felt a shove and I realized it was Jordie being shoved into me by Alex1. And Jordie yelled "WHY?!"

And I heard Alex1 mutter, "Because you like her!"

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*dies*

I thought this was over, I thought this had ended. *-*

Hopefully it ended.

English I talked to Cheeto Head about something that I forgot...

Math...oh my...

So Poe Dameron decided he wanted to work with me on the math because the math sub didn't care what we did as long as we did the work.

Then Ex-Senpai decides to come in and join us.

Then Poe Dameron's friend Travis joins...

All because I'm the "smart one".

I'm a idiot so ummm idk if that was a good idea...

Then Cheeto Head and Justin Beiber dude didn't know how to do the math so they joined us also. Actually more like Cheeto Head came over and Juston Beiber dude followed...

So all in all we had a group of 6 people...

Yipee more brain cloggers.

BUT I CLAIMED THE SEAT NEXT TO CHEETO HEAD!

And then Poe had to slide a chair in between us...

Life can't just give me a break can it?

So we talked about Cococaine and Marjiuana. And how high we get on life 😂

And Poe fell out of his seat in the process...

Also Ex-Senpai was kinda stalking me...and that escalated into something...

*coughs awkwardly*

And so then there was also Poe being my best friend thing, and then Cheeto Head called me racist because of it.

Then Poe told me to get some more black friends.

And then I held STABBY up. And we a started laughing.

And then Cheeto Head got into his talk about how he finds stuff racist.

"So I was eating rice, an it was yellow...and the stereotype color for Asian's are yellow."

"Olive," I correct him. "My skin is 'Olive' and I'm apparently Asian."

Episode has taught me these ways.

"SHUT UP!!!" Cheeto Head yells at my accurate correction.

SHUT DOWN!

And a lot of other stuff happened.

But I listed everyone off like this...

Poe - Best friend
Cheeto Head - I don't know why I fucking talk to you (even though I kinda like you)
Travis - I only talk to you because of Poe
Justin Beiber Dude - Hate you
Ex-Senpai - Don't really know you

At least I have an entourage now and I got to work in 'partners' with my crush.

Remember that time he asked to be my partner once??

Yep, a good moment in my life.

Why did I imagine that in his voice???

Shit...everything I'm writing down I'm imagining in his voice!

DAMMIT GET THAT WEIRD SOUND OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

HELP!!!!

*lynda died from insanity*