The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

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Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 60 :-:
Days Till Birthday: 20

Don't even ask about the title, it was suppose to be a "love at first sight" thing (I still don't believe in love at first sight though).

Today started out great when I walked into school Cheeto Head walked in to, but we were on opposite sides of the campus so he didn't notice me.

Then Kate came up to me and she's like, "I need to talk to you! It's about softball and your crush!"

So I went to a quiet corner with her and I'm like..."Not so loud..."

"Your crush is nice!" She said with a smile.

"Uh...I know..." I say being a little confused about why she was mentioning this.

Then she says something about him helping her with her bike and blah blah. And about softball practice.

And Luke said I looked terrible in my glasses, and I said he looked like a nerd in glasses and then he said everyone looks like a nerd in glasses.

He sorta looks like a nerd without the glasses though XD

This is why we can never be a couple, our friendship is seriously annoying each other. Unlike Cheeto Head's and mine.

Great photo right?? XD

And then KC has to ship Cheeto Head and his best friend (at least I think their best friends) which just so happens to be a tomboy girl. Who I've actually known for a few years now but that's not the point.

This reminds me why are there so many Gay jokes going around??? I know that Jordie got shit about it today and Cheeto Head got shit about it on Tuesday. Like seriously??? And those Asian jokes just seem to be targeting me more and more! I'm not even Asian so fuck off! I hate these stupid jokes! Today was a great day until all you "jokers" started picking on me!

I'm sorry I'm just pissed about it...I got targeted a lot today and I'm not in a mood to talk about it since today was an amazingly lucky day and I don't want to dampen my mood by dwelling on those fucking idiots for another second...

English was amazing!!!! I seriously almost died!!!

Guess who transferred into my English class!?!?!

Cheeto Head! It's a stroke of luck!!!!

Everyone was making a big deal about it and yelling out his name since he's like the popular nice kid. No joke he's that amazingly cool dude that is so nice and perfect!

He was nodding and smiling at everyone while I had this look on my face 👉🏻 :0: . I was seriously shocked because 1. I thought I was daydreaming and I thought I couldn't be to head over heels for this guy to be daydreaming and 2. Once I figured out that I wasn't day dreaming I couldn't believe my luck!

But then I started getting worried that he wasn't in my Math class and that everything would fall over and die just because he was in my English class! So I started breathing hard at an incredibly bad rate and I could feel my face getting red and that I was looking straight at him and he was looking around the room and he could notice any second I was hyperventilating!

For once "GWLK" made himself useful and punched my arm, he was just trying to pick a fight with me but it helped get my focus off of the fact Cheeto Head was standing in my English classroom.

Then I realized that there was an empty seat right in front of me! But he was moved to the seat in the corner of the room that is actually taken but since we had a sub she didn't know. Maybe on Monday he'll move into the seat in front of me.

We exchanged one dab in English!

Then at the end of class I walked up to go out of class and Cheeto Head seemed to follow me but then his friend called him back and asked him what class did he have next.

His schedule stayed the same except for this class! I'm so lucky!!!!! I have 2 classes with my crush and Jordie can't get anywhere near him to kill him or tell him!

This is just perfect!

So Cheeto Head walked up to me and we started talking about his schedule change, he changed because he hated his old English teacher. Like he's mentioned multiple times. So when we past his old classroom he hit the door as hard as he could, and was mouthing "YES"!!!!!!

"I see your so sad about leaving her classroom," I say with a smile.

Then he starts talking about how he can brag to all his friends in that class, and that Mental kid punched Cheeto Head's shoulder. But he wasn't able to touch me since someone stepped in front of me and the mental kid. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Then he started climbing the railing and he's like, "This is the cool way of going up the stairs!"

I laugh and say, "I'm sort've tall for that!"

After almost getting murdered in the halls once again we had a really boring math class...not boring but just torchere because it was basically the center of all the racist jokes...and even when I was talking to them they kept making fun of me...whatever at least I'm not going through anymore torchere tomorrow...

So while we were watching a boring video and I was sulking about my life I see Cheeto Head and I think we make eye contact. His eyes sort've widened and he just buried his head in his elbow.

What does that mean????!!!! Did we not make eye contact??? Did he not want to make eye contact??? Very confused...

Then a few minutes later he's in the same position and so I awkwardly look at him not sure what to do. In my defense I'm looking right at him and his back and when he turns sideways we are almost always making eye contact! So he just waves a bit and I wave back.

At the end of class we start a conversation but then Ex-Senpai has to butt in and ask him random questions about the stupidest things! I wanted to punch him so badly and yell at him "Fuck off we are having a conversation!"

But since I'm walking and Cheeto Head is walking side by side with me and Ex-SENPAI is following Cheeto Head I was sort've stuck awkwardly walking and pretending I wasn't listening to his stupid questions! I even tried to give them privacy and walked in a fast pace away but Cheeto Head either 1. Was following me or 2. Just so happened to go at the same pace.

I'm pretty sure it's 1. Because he answered with short and annoyed answers. Eventually I gave up trying to find a peep hole to start a conversation with Cheeto Head again and Cheeto Head gave up on trying to end his one sided conversation with Ex-Senpai so we went our separate ways and I wasted my time because of stupid Ex-Senpai!