The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Is It National Tell Lynda You Have A Crush On Her Day?

March 21st

So yeah...I've been lazing around with these updates...

I can tell you it's been interesting, and yeah I guess you can say I have a new crush :P

I mean even I knew when I didn't like him it was really obvious...

Can ya guess????

Haha you guessed it, it's "Jason"...

I swear there's gonna be so many comments saying FINALLY OMG!!!!

So I admitted a week ago I had a tiny crush on "Jason" to Class Clown...

Then yesterday Class Clown was giving all these hints to "Jason's" kinda crush I was totally dumbfounded.

Turns out it was me...

And my reaction...

Wtf...is this a prank...I'm done.

Probably not the best reaction when your kinda crush likes you back...

So at lunch "Jason" and Lion Dude sat with us for some reason....actually "Jason" decided to come over and Lion Dude followed him...

And when Class Clown came over "Jason" let it slip by accident that he has a crush on his kinda crush...

So all of lunch was embarrassing us because Class Clown decided to blow everything. So now I feel kinda awkward and Mal and Poe were making a big deal about it.

So I chased them both around and then fell on my butt in grass so my pants were fucking wet.

Then one of my friends friends and over and looked over at my pocket, "Is your phone ok?"

So I just give her this look, "Yeah it's fine...I'm fine...thanks for asking..."

But my crush was the first one to laugh 😳

So now everyone is acting like we're dating and its so stupid because we aren't...idk why but this is so awkward even though we both like each other. Honestly I think we're avoiding each other just because of it...

And if things couldn't get worse Crystal wasn't there so I hung out with Felix and his other friend D. Which was boring because they were playing Pokemon.

So I was looking over D's shoulder (I've talked to him a few times) and this guy (that I kinda hate) says "D HAVE YOU ASKED LYNDA OUT YET?!"

And he ignores him.

And I just give him this look like wtf...

"HE TOLD ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM THAT HE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!"

And so I'm just like ...

And Luke comes over and is like "Who? Lynda?!"

And he's like "YEAH! LYNDA ASK HIM OUT!"

So I just nod my head no and D is like "SHUT UP!"

And Luke then says, "Didn't you ask out Katie?"

And I'm like "KATIE?! *softball teammates last name*?!?!"

"Shut up!"

"DID YOU?!?"

"Yes but it was last year..."

"OMG THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE!!!"
She's legit like a stone cold student who is interested in dating and he's kinda nerdy and shy and OHMIGOSH THEY WOULDA BEEN THE PERFECT COUPLE!!!!

So a couple minutes later I ask how many push-ups everyone got and I ask D and he looks up but then loses his game because he taps the screen at the wrong time.

Ohmigosh I felt so bad...

Then English...let's not get into that...

And math...I'll only mention one thing...

So this guy that I've talked to a little bit yelled my name so I turn around. Then he points to his friend that's hiding behind a backpack and says "HE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!"

And I'm like, "Probably not..."

"He just told me!"

"No I like someone else..." The poor victim whispers.

"STOP LYING!"

"Nah you're lying, I've never talked to him..." I say giving both of them a look.

"I SWEAR IM NOT LYING! ILL GIVE YOU $10 IF IM LYING!!!"
I just turn away shaking my head.

So then 5 minutes later I ask him if it was a joke and he nods his head. He owes me $10...

So 3 peoples friends claimed their friends have crushes on me... Class Clown with "Jason", Guy I kinda hate with D, and Those two people in my math...

Is it legit prank me day or something?