The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

So We Wouldn't Make A Good Couple, But We Would Have Cute Babies...? WTF?!

The title is...

Well idfk...

In Math I was just chilling out when Ex-Senpai is like, "YOU AND "JASON" ARE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE!"

And I'm just like, "Fuck no..." so then I turn to Theatre Guy and ask, "Would "Jason" and I make a good couple?"

"No, you guys are cute friends."

And I'm like, "SEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! And he knows "Jason" personally!"

"I know "Jason" he's in my science!" DID YOU FORGET THE PERSONALLY PART?!

"I've known him since 6th grade," Theatre Guy says.

And then Poe comes over and he's like, "Hey guys-"

"DO "JASON" AND I MAKE A GOOD COUPLE?!" I ask knowing he would say no.

"Yes, you guys would be so cute together."

So I hit my head on the table, "And the "Jason" X Lynda club thickens."

So the Theatre Guy comes to my defense and he's like, "No their really cute friends. Being in a relationship would ruin everything."

"No but imagine their babies!" Poe says and I'm like "WOOOOOAAAAH BUDDY WTF!!! YOU JUST STEPPED INTO A REALLY PERSONAL TERRITORY!!!!"

Not like "Jason" hasn't already, but let's not get into that....

"That I can agree on," Theatre Guy says not even noticing I was having a panic attack.

WTFF?!?!?!

WHEN EVERYONE SHIPS SOMEONE DO THEY JUST IMAGINE WHAT THEIR BABIES WOULD LOOK LIKE?!?!

WTF?!?!

WTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFF?!?!?!?!

I can't take this shit...

So then after Poe leaves he asks me if I ever did like "Jason".

And I admitted it, I liked him in 3rd grade.

But then we are like that doesn't matter, because he had a crush on Luke's (Ex)Crush in kindergarten and 1st.

And apparently Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher Head had a crush on her in 3rd grade.

She has a lot of guys crushing on her damn!

I ship her with Luke the most because they look the most the same, and apparently they liked each other back. But apparently he rejected her or she rejected him and they hate each other because Luke thought it was to awkward to keep being friends.

He's way more moody without her honestly.

He was more talkative at the beginning of the year, and that's when they always nodded and smiled at each other.

Now they never seem to make eye contact but I didn't think that was because he rejected her.

I thought she didn't like him back because she's like "Ewww Luke gross I would never date him!"

I'm confused....

I thought she rejected him, I knew people were like "THEY WERE PRACTICALLY A COUPLE!" But I thought that was because everyone knew they were like best friends and knew he liked her.

I just totally ignored the fact they both liked each other because the way I saw them interact was merely just friendly. Well now that I think about it she now hangs out at the library and he plays basketball when they both used to sit down next to each other and look at each other's phone.

Still confused who rejected who...

And then there's Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher Head, idek Anymore.

I'm gonna just chill here and pretend I don't like him.

Because he's obviously still into his old crush who rejected him...

I may have overheard to much stuff yesterday....