The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Triggered From Air

Luke and I talked about our regular crap...

That's how I start the story wow XD

Don't blame me I'm fucking tired and I had a ton of homework.

I also talked to the counselor about switching classes, she said I could after report cards. Cool, I'm good. I also need to pick which elective I want when I get a PE waver, the only one that makes the most sense is TA. So yeah...I kinda want to TA for a teacher but I don't think my teachers like me so.....

Drama - Hate her with a burning passion
Science - I want to get away from that class...
History - He has split feelings about me...
English - Pretty sure she's starting to hate me...
Math - She seems pretty picky about her TAs....

Office it is...WOO HOO

I just wanted the luxury to have power over kids 😫

I'm good...I think

I got drunk on air during PE...that's all I have to say....

English...creepy af.

So at the beginning of the year I went to the computer lab with Belle, Luke, and SIG (somewhat irrelevant girl that is usually in my life). So Belle sat next to Luke and I sat next to SIG who was sitting next to Belle. But Belle had problems with her computers so she had to move on the other end of me...and Luke was all alone so we teased him about it.

(I think if you read the last book I mentioned this XD not like anyone would care to go back or remember it but I think I did write it down in the past.)

And so Iris, another irrelevant girl, and I sat in the same row. Iris was in Luke's seat, I was in Belle's, and irrelevant girl was in SIG's spot (XD). Well my computer didn't work so I had to move on the other side of SIG and so I was in my old spot.

Then I realized how similar it was XD

Lol weird things like that always happen.

Math...I didn't focus on Math at all. I actually got triggered because Poe Dameron stole Stabby! And I'm pretty sure Cheeto Head witnessed it because I literally made eye contact with him when I yelled "OH MY GOD IM SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW!"

Yeah...

Not the best way to go about getting your crush to like you.

Meh...Idc.

And then for some reason Poe and I were moved to another seat for the day and I got to know KC's friend G. We bonded over annoying Poe, Hamilton, and Chubby Bunny.

Apparently she's bringing marshmallows for the Chubby Bunny competition 🤔

Welp watch me choke to death, legit I'm gonna die tomorrow guys 😂

Then someone said they haven't watched Totoro and legit Cheeto Head and I both said "NO YOU CANT BE MY FRIEND!"

And we were on the other sides of the room.

And then when we were lining up to leave, the teacher said to turn in your homework and Cheeto Head was like, "Shit...I left mine on my desk..."

And I'm just like..."Boi...you're screwed."

"I'll try and turn it in tomorrow..."

*laughs fucking face off* YOU'RE SCREWED DEAL WITH IT! IT'S GAME OVER!!!

Yeah I'm to drunk on air...