The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Stabby The Pencil

Basic Stuff That Happened Monday:
-We Didn't Do Anything At PE So We Were On Our Phones And I Used It For Updating ;)
- Cheeto Head said "Hi" that's all :P
- We Made Eye Contact And He Did This Dance Thing That Replicated Mine (Creepy AF and I haven't done that dance at school :-:)
- He Followed Me But Didn't Say Anything To Me After School, We Literally Went The Same Direction And He Was Right Behind Me
- Class Clown Spilled So Many Beans
---- So many -_______-

Hahaha! We are just getting started!

So today is drama I got a little high :P

How high?

High enough to name my pencil Stabby and stab Mira with it a billion times.

Yep :-:

Don't judge mehhhhhh!

Yeah you're judging :-:

GUYS MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO SPELL YOU'RE AND YOUR THE CORRECT WAY!!! ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?!?!

Yeah that's not gonna last :P

Had a heart attack when I saw Cheeto Head at lunch...KC, Mira, and some other people were all talking and I saw him started to hold my breath, realized I couldn't breath, then started coughing. I swear that's a serious problem that I need to get checked out...

Then they all looked at me like "WTF...we don't know her!"

Yeeeeeeeeepers!

Then English came around and I held Stabby up to "GWLKS"  neck and said "IF YOU DARE ANNOY ME STABBY WILL STAB YOU!"

Then Cheeto Head joined in the conversation and said, "This guy was gonna stab me with a razor blade..."

And then we were both like, "WTF man..."

Then the whole story about how he almost died blah blah.

Then we had a class party and I sucked at Clash Royale...then Cheeto Head see's me and says "HAHA IM IN ARENA 7!"

"Yeah I have a sad life..." :-: "But my cousin has a sadder life." 😏

Then he started doing some sort of victory dance and Kitty gave me this look like "Well ok he's a weirdo that needs help."

Math class was kinda eventful...I was looking at the door because I needed to ask Ex-Senpai for some paper and he surprisingly wasn't here yet. And Cheeto Head is literally in my view to the door so he started doing that dance thing that's a mix of Juju on that beat and dabs! Like WTF?!?! I MADE THAT UP WHEN I WAS WATCHING ASTRID VS. IVY VIDEOS!!!?!?!?!? BIUOCIJRWIOVRVBRETORHISEREVROGIRNEEERGGRRGEEIONG

*processing processing* ;-;

Ok I'm good...

Then he did it again when he answered a question correctly in Math, so he looked back at me and did a couple thousand dabs and then the dance thing. I gave him this look like "WHHHHHY???"

OH MI GOD I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING!!! So I was walking to my locker at lunch and he came out the door, but then he immediately looked at the wall and started running. HE HAD TO SEE ME! I WAS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE IN HIS WAY!!!

And so he went to the bathroom (take note I didn't actually see him going into the bathroom). So I shrugged it off thinking he really needed to go to the bathroom. So I kept on walking and it took me like 15 seconds from there to get to my locker. So while I was opening it up I was kinda looking in that direction because that's a good angle to look at my lock. (I know I'm weird, I don't look at anything directly it's usually tilted.) and I didn't see him walking out of the bathroom.

So I got my book (which took like a minute) and left heading toward the lunchroom, he was nowhere in sight. Not walking behind me or in front of me. So when I got there he was eating with his friends and playing on his phone.

HOW?!?!

THAT WAS JUST 5 MINUTES?!?!

HOW CAN YOU SPAWN FROM THE BATHROOM TO THE LUNCHROOM?!?!

HE HAD TO SPAWN THERE BECAUSE THERES NO WAY IN HELL HE COULDVE GOTTEN THERE WITHOUT ME SEEING HIM!!!!

Unless when I was walking away he didn't go to the bathroom and faked going in, then ran out of the hallway.

BUT THEN WHY WAS HE RUNNING?!?!

He obviously isn't in a hurry to join some club because he was eating with his friends.

Confused af right now.

At least I have Stabby.