The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

I'm Blue, And He's A Dorito

*throws chair out the window*

*breaks glasses/silverware*

*hits dishes against sink*

*starts swinging softball bat around house*

*shatters mirror*

*rips all my blankets*

*rips paintings off wall and throws them*

*pitches violently*

My Drama teachers annoys the shit out of me! I had to say "Huh! I thought that would sound better!"

But then she started criticizing my "Huh"

And then for some reason she started laughing at me because I was mimicking her and I guess I looked funny.

And then she made a huge deal out of it and made everyone start to laugh.

And then I had to practice it...wtf?

Poe, Mira, and I were having a debate on whether brainios are dead or not. And then like five minutes after everyone started singing brainios for no reason.

Lol! BRAINIOS LIVES!!!!!

Nothing interesting happened till English, where I was forced into a table with boys! UGH BOYS! Where I could've been with Dorito...

Boy 1. My 2nd grade BFF
Boy 2. MM
Boy 3. Guy who sneezed laughed into his desk (let's call him Strange Loner)
Boy 4. Belle's Ex, let's call him Grandson
Boy 5. History TA (he's kinda decent)

And so the table in front of us had to move to face us...why couldn't we just face Dorito Face...

So whoever had their birthday the earliest in the calendar had to go first. So 2nd grade BFF is like "My birthday is March 14th!"

Then MM is like "NO WAY MINE TO!"

So while their having this OHMIGOD I CANT BELIEVE IT celebration we are all like "Moving on!"

So 2nd grade BFF turns to TA next to him and he's like "When's your birthday?"

"March," he answers.

"Cool! Like us! What day?"

"14th."

"Are you joking?" 2gbff asked prepared for disappointment.

"No," TA says seriously.

And we all sit there in silence like "Seriously wtf is happening..."

Then 2gbff is like "Are you serious?"

"No," TA said in a serious tone.

And we're all confused like "WTF ARE YOU SAYING BOI!!! IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MARCH 14TH OR NOT?!?!"

Then he smiles and laughs, "I'm joking, mine is the 19th."

And we all break into laughter.

Then when class started to end Dorito Face said something really random and I'm like 👍🏻(good), 4️⃣(four), 👇🏻(you).

And he gives me this look like "WTF BRUH..."

And I repeat it, and he still is like "WTFH"

I do it again and explain it.

So he's like, "DONT DO THAT! I SUCK AT SIGN LANGUAGE!"

*coughs* stupid Dorito *coughs*

And I'm just like, "I suck at languages."

Which I do, I can't get through a line that says "better" and I always say "Betty".

Then in math I pass by Dorito and Poe, an so Dorito is like "What did you eat at lunch?"

And Poe responds "YOUR MOM!"

And I just give them this look like I am definitely disturbed.

Then Dorito is like (to me) "Guess what I ate? Peni-I mean peas!"

So I just give him this look like I am definitely disturbed.

Can someone remind me why I like this guy?

No?

It's time to break more objects and hit my head against a wall to get over him.