The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

The World...Is Coming To An End...

Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 68 :-:
Days Till Birthday: 13, nogas anyway...

Ok just to clarify, yes the world is coming to an end because of Donald Trump but this is worse...the omen...is gone...the water bottle...it disappeared...oh.mi.god....I'm screwed.

The day started off just great...

*coughs* no it didn't...

So as usual I was checking if Cheeto Head was here or if he moved to Canada...I'm pretty sure he moved to Canada *cries forever*.

So I see Luke walking into school and I'm like, "OH SHIT IT'S 8:02 HE ISNT COMING!!!!"

"Actually it's 7:54..." Class Clown corrects me showing me his phone.

"Oh wow...Luke is...early." I say really surprised, and no I'm not a stalker for knowing what time Luke comes. We usually talked before school about what episode he was on in Stranger Things and he carpools so it made sense he always came at the same time...8:02.

"Ohhhh, your boyfriend!" Class Clown says guessing he's my crush, and then Mal chimed in...

"Awww it's one of those things where you're best friends and you start crushing on each other..."

"I SWEAR TO GOD I DONT LIKE HIM!!!!!" I yell covering my ears.

"Sure...LUKE!" Class Clown says triggering me...

"OK FINE! ILL ADMIT IT!" I scream pausing so I can catch my breath and think. "I like...Cheeto Head." I say not revealing his name.

"OHHHHH!!!! OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Mal yells, "It's that friend thing again!"

"Who's...Cheeto Head???" Class Clown says totally stumped which is what I wanted.

"You'll never know!" I laugh while Mal is just screaming.

Then Mira comes up and Class Clown is like, "Who's Cheeto Head?"

"Someone." Mira answers being her plain simple answered self which always helps me. 😆👌🏻

"Oh come on!" He screams jumping around.

Then the bell rings so we go to class.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe! He'll never knooooooooooow!!!!!!

Then in History...well the whole middle name thing is over with...because my teacher was quickly taking role on the computer.

So I'm like, "Your looking right...Luke?"

"Huh?"

"I swear..." I say face palming.

"What?!"

"Maybe your only chance to figure out my middle name..." I whisper so my teacher can't hear.

"What?! I can't hear you!" Luke says whispering also.

"She said her middle name is up there!" Jordie said...oh yeah did I forget to mention Jordie now sits at our table...it's me, Bobber Joe, Jordie, and Luke. Wow...I can't believe he just manages to pop in and out of my life...

"Wait! Where is it?!" Luke said standing up to get a better view since he's short.

Then my teacher turns off the computer.

"Shoot...I didn't see it..." Luke said sitting back down.

"It's *J name*!" Jordie proclaims...*sarcastic* I swear this guy can be a professional stalker or something. #not

He just can't be quiet...

"*J name*?" Luke asks confirming it.

"Yea," I say.

Then a few minutes later we are doing class work and Luke passes by me, "Is it satisfying?"

"No," he says.

"Told you," I laugh.

"It's just...I can't even remember the name..." He says making me laugh.

Later we get into a talk about me being called...Lynda Jackolantern Parson...*face palms*

Boooooooi!

Then during lunch I was talking about how Cheeto Head probably moved to Canada :(, KC thinks he would have told me first...but idk...

Then Class Clown told Carrie about me liking Cheeto Head.

Then I lied through my teeth to Carrie that I didn't like him and it was a cover. Ex-Senpai used to be a cover for Cheeto Head and Cheeto Head is a cover for...Cheeto Head...

Lol

Carrie totally bought it and now Class Clown is confuzzled.

Aren't I just the greatest?! xD

During PE...well that's ummm a huge thing by itself....

Just the usual Jordie driving me off the edge of a cliff and murdering me and then I come back to life and go insane like Harley Quinn. Yup...just the usual...

Oh and kids getting chased by the police XD

But you don't want to hear that either XD

Oh and the text messages telling them to run because the police were after them XD

Yep just California's reaction to Trump becoming president...*coughs*

But in PE...my water bottle went missing...well it technically wasn't mine but it was the Omen Water Bottle that was telling me good things were happening.

Think about it...during the time I had that water bottle sitting in the locker Cheeto Head...

Walked With Me Out Of School (Once But It Still Counted)
Asked Me To Be His Math Partner (I don't think he'll do it again though...)
Got Shipped With Me (YAY!)
Etc.

But it's gone...the omen water bottle is gone...and along with him on a plane to Canada...I swear...

That water bottle...I'm sure if it wasn't an omen it was good luck...

And all my luck ran out...

So when I tell Crystal she's like, "Oh shit!"

Then I scream at the top of my lungs a bunch of times "The World Is Ending!"

And I cling to Crystal for the rest of PE.

IDK what to do now...is hope lost...what should I do?!

Ok...and the conspiracy will start...

At the end of the school day KC, Mira, and I are walking and I see Ex-Senpai. And he wasn't at school today...like at all...not in my PE or Math...but he was talking to some guy.

And so I'm like, "Oh. Mi. God! Cheeto Head moved to Canada! Dammit!"

"What?!" KC said confused.

"*Ex-Senpais name* is right there! But Cheeto Head isn't!" I say tugging KC's arm.

"I swear I'll ask him where he is!" KC said yelling.

"No!" I say as we past him, "Wait! Why are you here?" I say acting surprised and like I just saw him.

Ex-SENPAI groans and starts to go inside.

"Where's *Cheeto Head's name*?!" I yell probably way to out of context.

He doesn't answer because he went inside.

Then KC says something really loudly about me having a crush on Cheeto Head.

I tell her to shush...

But seriously!? Why is Ex-SENPAI there and not Cheeto Head?! And believe me I checked the bike rack a few seconds later to see if he was there!

Where did you go my blonde/brunette/cheeto red haired SENPAI?!?!?!

Where did my good luck plastic water bottle go to?!?!?!?!?!

WHERE DID THE WORLD GO?!?!?!