The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Peter The Ghost Summons My Crush!

Poe triggered me, I was so triggered today.

So I started yelling and attacking him and then more people in our drama figured out his crush.

One boring assembly later...

We had lunch and we were getting high on switches again...because Class Clown was forcing me to drink some...

Then after that Jackie came around and for some reason we called him the wicked wizard (witch of the west) and so for some reason "Jason" was Dorothy. And so Lion Dude said I should be The Scarecrow. And "Jason" came around and starting flapping his arms everywhere and he hit me 3 times in 2 different personal spots...

Honestly that's not the first time...

And I'm like "NO I WANT TO BE THE DOG!"

So Class Clown is like, "If you what to follow "Jason" around your whole life then fine."

And so I say something really annoyed and get down to be a dog but "Jason" flaps his arms again and hits me in the neck.

In Math it seemed pretty basic but then Poe and Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher Head were asking for help. Basically Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher Head and I were fighting about who was right and who was wrong...yet who was the one that took notes?

*coughs* me not you! *cough cough*

Yeah who's right?

But it was nice actually having a conversation with him, idk it was cool. And that's it.

I LEGIT JUST GOT OUT FROM THEATRE!!!

So our drama teacher (the good one) likes to dye her hair a lot...and guess what she chose?

Blue -_-

So I'm like (to Mira) "Her hair reminds me of something..."

Mira has a quizzical face but then she nods understanding.

And Snorkel (long story but she's one of Mira's best friends and I'm pretty good friends with her) asks "What?"

So Mira has told her this because Snorkel doesn't go to our school.

And so we reexplain it and she's like "Oh I understand..."

And Mira accidentally says Blue Raspberry Dorito.

Hey Doritos! You know your new flavor 😂😉

So we start walking out and talking about him but Snorkel stays behind to do idk.

And so Mira and I keep on talking and Theatre Guy pops out running for his life. And right behind chasing him....

Can you guess?

Guess.

In his maroon (Dorito colored) jacket, sporting some black shoes and jeans is a figure that may not be recognizable.

But the hair popping out of his hoodie was undeniable.

Blue, Raspberry Jolly Rancher tinted.

So Mira and I scream "OH!!!!!" I was so shock that I couldn't say "OH MY FREAKING FLIPPING GOD WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!"

And one girl from theatre turns around and she's like what, but Mira and I run inside and tell Snorkel and she's like "Wait what?"

So I walk back outside seeing Theatre Guy but not Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher Head. So I try to compose myself but the girl comes up to me and says "What happened?"

And I'm like..."Uhh...well someone from school...we were talking about them and they popped out of nowhere..."

"Oh," she says walking away.

And then I see my dad's car so I contain myself and walk towards it. Idk how to feel right now...

Now the title...so our theatre group has a theory that the terrible ghost Peter (that we worship) has taken over our theatre teacher's body. And because we were talking about my theatre teacher and her hair I have a theory that Peter summoned my crush!