The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Well Where Did You Come From?

So nothing really happened today. Except Lion Dude daring me to kiss "Jason" and I said no so he dared me to kiss "Jason's" hand which was still a no.

So then in English out of nowhere Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher Head comes up and he's like, "HEYYYYYY LUKE PERSON!!!"

And so I'm just like, "Hey?"

"IM GONNA SIT HERE BECAUSE *kid who worships Satan's name* KEEPS ON STEALING MY STUFF AND IM NOT GETTING ANY WORK DONE!!!"

So I just nod and then he grabs my paper and I'm like, "HEY I NEED THAT!"

"Sorry I just need to see your answers!"

But why the freaking hell would he come over to me when he has Luke, his best friend, and so many other people...

Maybe because of the emptyish seat? But he could just pull up a chair somewhere else tbh.

Idek, and I'm not gonna walk back into that.

Honestly I have so many thoughts right now, but I know he knows I like(d) him and I've been giving him his space so maybe he likes the attention? Which makes me pissed but I'm hoping that's not the thing and he still views me as a friend which is why he comes over.

And so then he starts criticizing my annotations and I'm like, "Maybe if you read the freaking article you would understand." 😑

And then Iris out of nowhere is playing with slime and she's like, "Uhhh Lynda???"

And so I turn around and her desk and fingers are covering in Dripping slime and I'm just like, "Oh my god..."

And Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher Head is like "Oh... wow... uhhhh...."

That has to be the second time he has witnessed Iris's stupidity... the first one being the highlighter on tooth incident...

And so after awhile he's like, "OK BYE! I'm gonna go copy off of someone else so I don't look like I copied off of one person!"

And I'm just like... "Ok well bye..."

And then when walking to Math he just so happens to walk the same way now I guess... and so I run past him because I hate going through that hallway so I just rush to class... and he's like "PERSON WAIT!"

So I just stop and turn around cursing the fact he seems to give a shit that I actually ran past him. Then he's like, "I lost the sheet about the 'Bad boy violinist'!"

"Well that sucks, as well as that cringey description of the movie..." I answer back, so for some reason in Math we were watching High Strung. Which has to be the cringest love story about a rich ballet dancer and a ghetto guitarist who is a "bad boy" (*coughs* So overrated tbh 🙄) and how he gets scammed or some crap...😑😒

The guy was an idiot to not do research into his credit card dudes company 😑

And so we talked about how Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher Head's life sucks and how terrible that movie was...

So now he makes up random conversation to actually talk to me???

I swear his personality changes everyday...

PLOT TWIST! BLUE RASPBERRY JOLLY RANCHER HEAD HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES AND ONE OF THEM SECRETLY LIKES LYNDA!!!!

Lol no

The cringe...

And then after school I was walking out and this girl, let's call her A (*coughs* Pretty Little Liars reference) says "GOODBYE LYNDA!"

And so this other girl G, and Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher Head are there. And Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher Head is like, "BYE LUKE!"

And G is like, "That's not cool.... so uncool!"

And I'm like, "HAH! I HATE YOU!"

"Who? Me?!" G yells.

"No him!" I yell walking away.

And A is like, "Surrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee." 😉😏

And yes they do know that I like(d) him, because he mentioned it. But it's not like it's not obvious someone else likes him...