The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Our School Has Shipping Problems

Well, to start off the good news my New Enemy fell on her back and sent part of her tail bone up her back so she's in crutches...and probably will be for awhile...which means no Buttercup for her 😐🙃

I'm totally not happy...

That doesn't make me a bad person right....?

She did sorta bully me first...

Meh I won't think about it to much.

Also my drama teacher thought it would be alright to play the song To Sexy (For My Shirt). And that's the first thing she put in the search bar! No one requested it! That's the thing she decided to put in the search bar! And she talks about no more sex related songs...sheesh. She has such a wrong mind...

I'm not even going to say the other wrong things she's talked about...

But Mira and I were just sitting there like, "WTF!"

Then in history nothing that interesting happened...but of course the first thing Luke says to me is, "Did you post anything on Instagram?"

"No. For your sake."

"It's for everyone's sake."

"Gee thanks!"

We talked about unimportant stuff that I forgot about, and I didn't talk to him for the rest of the day. I'll probably have interesting stuff about him tomorrow due to its Friday and it's free reading outside and he usually sits with me and Iris. Why? He has no life and decides to stick his nose in my love life.

Then skipping through the unimportant PE stuff (basically about my PE friends and I ((who are terrible at soccer)) beat the crap out of the other soccer team). I was walking to English and I saw Cheeto Head, he said hi to someone before noticing me looking in his direction and nodding a hello with a dab.

But then before I could nod hello or dab a guy stepped in my path. Bruh this always happens to me! Specifically around Cheeto Head 🤔

Moving on in Math we never made any eye contact meh....

But the guy next to me randomly said, "I ship you with Greg!"

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THE GUY FREAKING NEXT TO ME THAT I NEVER TALK TO SHIPS ME WITH SOMEONE!!!!!!!

THIS WHOLE SCHOOL HAS SHIPPING PROBLEMS!!!!!!!

THERE ARE WHAT??? LIKE 8 FREAKING INSTAGRAM SHIP PAGES?!?!?!?!

LIKE WTF?!?! THIS SCHOOL HAS SHIPPING PROBLEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND WHEN TODAY TURNED OUT NOT TO BE A SHIP DAY!!!!!

SOMEHOW IT FREAKING MANAGES TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!

So I respond, "I don't know who the heck Greg is!"

"He's another Asian guy," he says.

-_- I go back to doing my work.

I swear people these days.

Then later I hear him talking about a cute couple at our school and the guy he's talking to is like, "Who's *popular guy*?"

"He's dating *my friend from drama*, you know like the hottest girl in 7th grade...err no offense..."

I freaking don't know how to respond to do that so I'm like, "Uhhh I don't care..."

But then after class I sorta passed Cheeto Head's desk on the way out, I think he may have waited for me but I'm not sure. But I helped someone put up their chair so he sorta started leaving.

I soon caught up to him and he started talking but then Mira attacked me...thanks Mira...

Then a few minutes I start to prank him and I'm like, "Hey!"

And he's like, "Hi!"

"I was doing just fine before I met you..."

No response.

"I drink to much and that's an issue...but I'm ok!"

Still freaking no response.

"Tell your friends it was nice to meet them!" 🎼

Still freaking no response while I half sing a lyric.

"You don't know that song do you?" I say awkwardly.

"I do," Cheeto Head responds. "I own it."

"Uhhh ok..."

"I'm sad," he says not really in a sad tone. He's either dying on the inside or just saying he's sad.

"Why?" I ask.

"Because *guy I've known from kindergartens name* is leaving..."

"Oh yeah I saw that on Instagram, he went to my old school."

"Your old school?"

"Elementary and preschool."

Then I get into this story about the only time we really talked to each other. I, again, probably sounded like an idiot telling him a story about his friend and I that only made half sense since it was rushing it...god can't we talk about something that I may have more knowledge on...like somehow whatever he says I have somewhat knowledge on but only to make me sound like a babbling idiot...*sigh*

I need to ask Luke who he has a crush on because these circles of Cheeto Head is just so damn confusing....he insists on talking to me even after we lose contact but not with my friend...he somehow makes conversation with me...he dabs every so often...like idk I think he may like me and then I just think he's friend zoning me. If he's dropping a hint and I can't see it please tell me....