The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

There's So Much That Went Down I Can't Fit It In A Title

On our first day of our retreat was probably the one where the most shit went down.

So we were hanging out in class waiting for the bus and my neighbor walks in. My neighbor and I live next to the best math teacher ever, she is the nicest and most honest person I've met. She worked at the school last year so a lot of kids missed her.

She decided to write a note to Brownie and my neighbor delivered it. So we were sitting across from each other and he opens the note. He scans it over and then starts laughing.

And me being the curious person I am asked what it was and asked to see it. He refused but showed it to his friends. So I was just thinking it was an inside joke or something.

Don't forget about the note, it'll be way more important later.

So we went on the bus and the windows are fucking haunted. Like fight me. Their fucking haunted.

The place claims its a "retreat", the cabins fucking smell like urine and are cramped as fuck. Like bish no, don't fucking say you're a retreat. Maybe they meant "RETREAT YOU DONT WANNA COME HERE"!

We went into hiking groups, and let's just say E acted way to into me. He was teasing me in a way that seemed flirtatious, he would be the first to comment on something I do, and he said that "He could tell I'm Mexican because of my eyebrows." And that, "You can tell if you study my face." Like wtf why are you studying my face?!

Later in the day we were in groups and guess who I was with JC (the guy who's Jason's fucking clone), a girl named Simone, and Katie. In these groups we had to admit something we don't tell anyone.

I admitted that I overthink the oblivion, death, and the end of the world.

Katie then says, "OH MY GOD LYNDA! You totally remind me of me! We both do the same things!"

So then we both start joking around and JC looks at us like we're crazy.

Then we later had to share it and they labeled Katie and I as the girls who overthink the oblivion. But it was all good because Katie is actually a good person and is actually looking out for me.

So Katie and I sat next to each other at the campfire, and guess who sits next to Katie. Brownie. He kinda sat there with his other friend and was kinda watching us.

And so Katie and I are ignoring him and we both snuggle next to each other for warmth. Then out of the corner of my eye I see a hand waving. It's Brownie's hand, and his facial expression is literally "hey guys I'm here to."

So I kinda awkwardly wave back. Katie whispers in my ear to ignore him. Then they both started whispering and here I am awkwardly sitting on the side like, "WTF I THOUGHT WE WERE IGNORING HIM?!?!"

Then later we walk to the cabins to sleep and Katie and I start talking. And I mention her and Brownie and asked why they broke up, she said he was getting jealous and wouldn't let her hang out with guy friends. So she broke up because she didn't like him anymore.

I mean he told me they broke up because she cheated. And everyone in our cabin agreed he was jealous and overprotective. One point for Katie.

She also said that he has a theory that I have a crush on him. So I'm like "god no! That's weird!" But in my head I was like "BOIIII HE WISHES I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM!"

I've literally just started to talk to him a few days ago. And he's the one starting the conversations! Boiiiiiiiii you can dream!

So then my neighbor walks in and she's like "What are you guys talking about?"