The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

*starts filing harassment claims*

MY WEEKEND WAS AWESOME!!! I GOT ON THE BEST SOFTBALL TEAM IN MY STATE (legit they are sooooo good they beat everyone)!!! And the best part is I didn't have to try out because they were short on pitchers and my pitching coach knows the guy!

Legit life is goooooooooood.

Besides my friends boyfriend getting drunk...and he's just 13. 😂😂😂

Yep life is good.

Everything was mostly low key.

Then Luke and I were half doing work and half complaining to each other...how many notes did we get? Like 3 lines...

We are legit a great team, complaining about who's wrong and who's right 😂😂😂

And I called him idiot way to many times, 😂😂😂. He claims top spot of who I call idiot.

1. Luke
2. GWLK
3. Nicofreacko
4. KC_Gymnast

Yep, your in a top 4 list Nicofreacko

No but seriously Class Clown is my friend 😂😂😂

Lunch was full of shoving people, yep typical.

It was Saltier Than Salt's Birthday 😉👍🏻

In English Cheeto Head stole "GWLK's" pencil and we were both laughing our face off but "GWLK" was being to much of a retard to notice.

So like 10 minutes later he starts throwing a fit and then randomly punches me and I'm like "HEY!"

And he's like "GIVE ME BACK MY PENCIL!"

He's an idiot, I've never taken his pencil. It's always been Cheeto Head 😒

"I don't have it," I say as I start to write.

Then he steals STABBY from me, WHICH IS CROSSING A FUCKING LINE!!!! YOU HAVE CROSSED A FUCKING LINE!!!!

So we start wrestling and then the idiot realizes his pencil was on Cheeto Head's desk. I don't know if Cheeto Head purposely left it out there so we would stop wrestling (or me getting assaulted).

A few minutes later Iris came over and we had a huge argument with "GWLK" and he basically started ruining our homework and I stabbed him with STABBY. My trusty STABBY, my true best friend. ❤️✏️

Math was full of weird eye contact, I swear we made eye contact like 20 times and of course weird dabs and stuff.

Then I decided to be a wimp and talk to him, I was mostly talking to Justin Beiber Dude when Cheeto Head said "HELP I CANT GET UP!"

So we just look at each other (Cheeto Head and I) "Smooth..." I say.

And then He struggles for awhile because he got his back pack stuck on his chair.

So then I fix it and he says, "I was blessed by the Parson!" (Inside joke between Cheeto Head and I ((and Kinda Justin Beiber Dude)))

And so we start talking about random crap.

Honestly Justin Beiber Dude is like the third wheel...I just realized that...