The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Clowns Strike Again

Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 66 :-:
Days Until Birthday: 15 *sarcastic* Yipeee

Today started off with shipping...Class Clown (who's name will forever will be Class Clown MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA long story do not ask) was punching my arm repeatedly because I did something that upset him (another long story). So his sister came up and was like "I ship it!"

And so me and Class Clown screamed no.

"I ship it hardcore," she said walking away.

He wouldn't stop punching my arm so I was self defending myself while looking for Cheeto Head. I was basically searching to see if the world would end. Because his hair is terrible and I wanted to make sure he changed it back, and if he didn't change it back the world would end. And if I didn't know, the world would still end.

So the world ended. And it's all Class Clown's fault. The clowns strike again.

And Cheeto Head wasn't here today 😩 and neither was Ex-Senpai 🤔

Also Crystal ships me and "GWLK"....somebody asked me how many times I'm shipped in a day...well this just adds to the number...

I swear! He threw led pieces in my ear! And he's totally mental (not really but me and one of my friends have agreed on that)! I can't believe Belle dated him....

AND FOR 8 FREAKING MONTHS!!!!!! I'm surprised Yandere Girl didn't murder her though...speaking of which she sat with me at lunch...while I was all by myself.

#scary

Moving on, at PE Jordie asked who I shipped him with. Of course I said him and his girl best friend, (let's call her ShipGirl#1) who he always sits with at lunch and talks to often.

"We're just friends...unlike you and *bleep! name will never be spoken of in PE (yes it's Cheeto Head)*!" Jordie basically screamed so the whole PE class could hear, I swear if no one has figured out my crush in that class their all deaf rabbits...

So basically I ran away so no one would suspect he was talking about me. But Jordie kept on following me and Crystal. "*enters Cheeto Head's name* Parson. It has a nice ring to it."

"I swear to god! We aren't getting married!" I yell covering my ears.

"Wouldn't it be the other way around? Wouldn't Lynda get *Cheeto Head's name*'s last name?" Crystal asks still staying on the married subject.

"They would switch their last names, but I don't know his last name so I can't switch." Jordie said while I was mentally putting my name and Cheeto Head's last name together. It doesn't sound as good as Lynda Parson...

"I know his last name...he was talking about it when we were on the computers together." I say realizing how many squeal worthy Cheeda memories there were.

"Your greatest accomplishment is making people ship you to." Crystal laughed.

"Uhhh no, my greatest accomplishment was getting him to ask me to be his math partner." I say realizing that sounds just as bad as what Crystal said. I say a lot of stupid things. You don't know what I said when Crystal-you know what never mind....

"Wow...way to pressure him," Crystal said rolling her eyes.

"No! He seriously came and asked me!" I said trying to prove my point.

"Aww, you should ask him on a date!" Jordie said once again entering the conversation.

"SHUT UP!" I scream.

"I won't ship you if you don't ship me!" Jordie says trying to make a deal.

"I don't mind you shipping me and *enter Cheeto Head's name*, it actually informs me we look good together and that's great! I just don't like it when..."

"You scream it at the top of your lungs." Crystal said finishing my sentence for me.

I nod and Jordie shrugs and walks away.

And that's all the interesting stuff I have due to the fact Ex-SENPAI and Cheeto Head weren't here today. :P

I swear if Donald Trump wins the clowns will strike again...