The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Donald Trump Ruins Everything

Trump hasn't even set foot in the White House and yet he's already messed up my life. I swear Cheeto Head has disappeared and I think he moved out of the country to save himself 😫😖

Meh it wouldn't really matter since KC, Mira, and I are ditching the country to! Bye losers!

Ok I'm kidding :P

No I'm not

Idfk anymore.

Ok well I came to school a bit late so I was running because the bell to get to class is at 8:05 and it was like 8:00 and I wanted to see if Cheeto Head was there and if his hair changed. So Mira is there with Class Clown and I'm running towards them and I'm like, "DID HE CHANGE HIS HAIR?!"

"He did?!" Mira asked.

"No I'm asking!" I say looking over the balcony and seeing a bunch of popular groups just talking to each other but no Cheeto Head or Ex-SENPAI.

So Class Clown and Lion Dude are screaming to get my attention while Mira and I are searching to see if the world ended double time! Because Donald Trump is president and we are all gonna die!

He wasn't here :(

I think he and Ex-SENPAI moved out if the country to save themselves...I mean it makes sense....he never told me...I'm so sad...

Donald Trump killed Cheeda.

#DonaldTrumpRuinsOTPs

Another reason to hate Trump...

Please tell me it's an early April Fools joke...please...

Everyone keeps saying that Hillary was going to screw us up anyway...what's worse? A woman who apparently lied about emails that had nothing to do with her and isn't even proven to be a murderer, or a guy who is racist and raped multiple women and has claimed if he shot a man he wouldn't lose any voters...

Please tell me what's worse.

So stop saying that we were all screwed in the first place, and if you don't give a shit that's fine!

But it's genuinely scary for people that are Muslims and Mexicans, which I am partly Mexican (small very small) so please don't tell me to shut up because I am scared for my own fucking safety!

He probably just has a big stupid mouth...which I believe.

But it's genuinely scary that people could possibly be deported, and once Donald is done with Muslims and Mexicans imagine who he's after next...Asians, Japanese, Chinese, Indians...the list goes on.

So for people that don't care, honestly just leave us be. But don't tell me to shut up because I have a good reason to complain about the stupidity of America.

Ok I'm done with the politics I'll continue with my day...

Ok well at History we were working on stuff and I came back to my desk to see Belle and Luke getting into it.

"You wanna go?!"

"Come on let's go boi!"

They were obviously just messing around but I gave them a look of absolute insanity. Then Belle laughed and hugged me obviously making me uncomfortable and I was mouthing to Luke for help. Instead he commented on my fake glasses.

"Why are you wearing fake glasses?"

"Because I like them," I say as Belle walks away.

"You think you look cool don't you?" Luke said shaking his head.

"Uh...no...I just think their comfortable...and I look decent in them." I say putting my backpack on.

"Boi, you need help...you think you look cool in them." Luke says shaking his head.

"At least I'm better at guessing then you..." I say laughing.

"Ok, just tell me the second letter!" Luke says getting back into the middle name subject.

"A. And it's not J-M-M jam." I say as Jordie walks up.

"What are you talking about?" Jordie asks.

"Her middle name, what's the last letter?" Luke says still focusing on my middle name.

"Uh....E." I say getting a bit weirded out that Jordie was coming out of nowhere.

"How many letters???" Luke asks.

"I don't know..." I say.

"How can you not know?!" Jordie says coming into the conversation.

"Never bothered counting," I shrug.

"Count in your head!" Luke says obviously wanting to know.

"Uh...I think 10." I say quickly counting.

"Ok...*random J word*." Jordie says laughing.

"A, don't forget the a." Luke says taking this somewhat seriously.

After about 2 minutes of random J words Luke and Jordie both decide on Lynda Jackididee Parson.

"Uh no..." I say.

"Lynda Jackididee Parson, LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Luke screams making everyone look at us.

"You guys can't shut up can you," I whisper noticing the stares.

"You can't shut up about *enters Cheeto Head's name*!" Jordie says laughing.

"No, you can't shut up about him! You keep bringing him up!" I say obviously getting pissed.

"You and *enter Cheeto Head's name* sitting in a tree-"

"I SWEAR TO GOD JORDIE YOU CANT SHUT UP FOR THE LIFE OF YOU!!! WE MADE A DEAL SO STICK TO IT!!!!" I scream probably attracting more stares.

"Oh right...sorry..." Jordie says insincerely.

I swear...and Luke was just chilling there like ya I'm just the third wheel here...

I swear I was so pissed I could punch a wall.

And so during lunch Mira, KC, and I were planning on ditching the country. You'll never know where we are going!!! Btw we should get fake IDs 🤔

Anyway PE sucked...Crystal wasn't there...so it was Jordie telling me Felix has a crush on me which is obviously a lie due to the fact he obviously has a crush on the girl that played Juliet in the school play (he was Romeo XD). And then Jordie said, "Do you know if *enters Cheeto Head's name* likes you back??"

I screamed, I seriously screamed while Felix was like, "Who??"

"A cat," Jordie lied.

*face palms* a cat...but I went with it.

And my day went along like usual with MM and I talking once and awhile how we will be deported because we are partly Mexicans.