The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

*coughs*

Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 66 :-:
Days Until Birthday: 1-HOLY FUDGE WE ARE ALL SCREWED ITS GONNA BE LIKE FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!!!

So I haven't talked to anyone about this yet...I usually tell someone what happened before I post anything...but I've been sorta thinking it over...really trying my best to stay positive here so bare with me.

During lunch we were just chilling, well I was actually screaming at Class Clown because he sort've let it slip...

So when I came to school I hear Class Clown screaming, "LYNDA! LYNDA!"

And I'm like, "What?"

"Cheeto Head was needing out with some guy from our old school!"

"I know, he does that just about everyday," I say.

"Oh...well I still helped you! 29.99 for shipping and handling!"

Then I had to say the most stupid thing ever, "What are you shipping?"

"You and *Cheeto Head's name*!" He said while Lion Dude was standing right there.

"THE FUCK! Why did you do that?!?!" I yell.

"Oops...I mean Cheeto Head..." He said just making matters worse.

"OK NOW ITS OBVIOUS!!!" I yell getting pissed.

"I know two that have red dyed hair..." Lion Dude says as I leave.

Back to lunch, i was yelling at Class Clown for everything. He claimed he "fixed" it. Sureeeeeee 😒

Then...well...my bad luck...

Cheeto Head and his friends decided to hang around our area...they were shooting some project or something. Honestly I gave up on my History teacher for claiming "I'm playing dumb" because I did all my work and he claims I didn't! ERGH!

Whatever 🙄😒

So basically Class Clown decided he would tease me...I swear I'm so happy Cheeto Head is oblivious.

Then Carrie was trying to kill Class Clown because he's higher on my friend list than her...didn't know people wanted to be my friend that bad....

Then she almost killed me because for some reason she was dragging me around choking me...god I'm so glad Cheeto Head is oblivious...then I landed face first into the grass soaking my pants...great...

In English I mentioned my great escapade into the grass to Cheeto Head, he laughed a little. We had an essay and when he finished he came back and we made eye contact and he dabbed...just like old time :P

Then he randomly said "We are changing seats in Math today."

Which wasn't true, unreliable source!

Then we walked to Math together with Justin Beiber dude, and we talked about my last name inside joke that we have. And then I made a joke about his last name, and we laughed because since his name is so common the only funny part was the origin XD.

And then...this is where everything comes tumbling down...into the pit that eats all ships...

We were having some free time and as I watched the ultimate Rock Paper Scissors war Cheeto Head was starting up a huge chat with a lot of people...which I was to scared to join...I'm such a wimp :-:

Then eventually I heard, "Who do you like?"

I turn and Cheeto Head is lying back relaxing in his chair and smiling. He obviously had not noticed me.

"Oh I know!" This girl said.

"Go ahead tell them," he said smiling.

How can he be so open about it?!?! :-:
He obviously doesn't like me if he was so open about it :-:
He would've noticed that I was right there if he really cared...😔

If it wasn't bad enough my ears decided to be crap and before I know it someone said, "Awww that's so cute!"

I'm considering asking him who it is...but I don't know how?

So um how should I ask him? *coughs*