The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

FIRST TIME THIS YEAR MY DAD'S EMBARRASSED ME! WOO HOO (NOT)

Sooooooooo today was eventful, there was this dance thing so I got to miss first period and there was this girl with really cool blue hair.

Then in History Luke and I were arguing and Felix decided to jump in and say "Ship it!"

And I said, "No. Please don't."

Then Luke has to open his big mouth and say, "I ship her and *Class Clown's name*."

"NOOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT!" I almost scream.

"I barely even know the guy," Luke shrugs.

Then they start discussing ship names. While Lukda dies Clownda has arisen. This is a step down....

Lunch was normal, I was somewhat normal.

Then when I was walking and talking to Mira, and Crystal I saw Cheeto Head and we shared eye contact and he held up a fist which made me so confused and I was like, "WHHHHY?!?!"

Crystal hinted at something but I didn't get it till like 30 minutes later. 😂 It was hilarious.

And I sounded like I was on weed 😂😂😂

Then we explained it to this one guy and he started laughing to 😂

Everything has been explained.

English was normal, apparently I owe Cheeto Head ten cents...what a ripoff. I was never sent to space...

But Iris, Cheeto Head, and I had a good conversation...

Math was watching a movie, which was cool.

My dad took forever to pick me up, and then I saw Cheeto Head messing around with his friends. Then he kinda strangely disappeared...

So...for the title...

So when crossing the street Ex-Senpai almost ran me over...yes with a bike.

Once I was across the street, Cheeto Head came out of nowhere with no friends and crossed the street.

Weird 🤔

Then after a few minutes later my dad's car is literally next to Ex-Senpai and "GWLK" who are biking.

Then Ex-Senpai makes a crazy turn in front of the car and my dad honks. And both "GWLK" and Ex-Senpai look at me, so I can't duck (because it's to late).

Ugh they'll probably bring it up at school.