The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

"Satan Was Just Like, You're To Cool To Be Dead"

Sooooooooooo how ya doing?

I'm bad, thanks for asking.

Today was relatively good besides my family troubles.

Let's start with my sucky drama audition, I was so off...but I had a good line solo and the directors know me so yeah it doesn't really suck.

At school, idk stuff was different.

At lunch I was listening to my drama audition and I realized the guy singing sounded exactly like "Jason"!

So I started running around telling people that it sounded like "Jason"!

And then when I went up to "Jason" he's just like "Uhh I don't sound like a Zebra..."

And I'm like "YOU DO YOU IDIOT!"

And then when I was just chilling I noticed Dorito Face and his friends were behind me wrestling with themselves.

I just ignored them but the ducky thing was that I kept getting pushed into "Jason". The shipping never ends.

I swear if I wasn't me I would be shipping us...it's that bad.

And then when I entered English "Jason" and I started arguing and he refused to leave for class. And so I'm hitting him with my journal and yelling "BE THE PERFECT STUDENT YOU ARE AND GET TO CLASS!"

And he's just like "Nah...its just science."

Even though our science teacher would be pissed if he wasn't there.

And so finally he left and I asked Kitty about math. AND BECAUSE OF "JASON" I DIDNT SAY HI TO DORITO FACE!

But it's fine because he decided to eavesdrop on me and we both learned we had a test.

Another one.

And so he fell over and died. So I'm like "Are you good?"

And then people start to swarm him because people give a fuck about him compared to me.

And then he came back to life and said, "Satan was just like, you're to cool and brought me back to life."

And then we figured out I got one of the top scores in class for the spelling bee. So Dorito Face is like, "Oh Luke is up there!"

And I just kept giving him this "Fuck off" and started boiing him.

That's the first time, the other times I have been the Parson/Person.

And then he kinda came up to me after class, and he kinda got stuck sitting next to me in math but his computer was terrible so he sat in the back.

Have you ever had that feeling that someone is different? But you can't put your finger on it?

Yeah that's me right now.