The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

"NAH LYNDA AND *CRUSHES NAME* DONT MAKE A GOOD COUPLE"

So today...March continues surprising me...

In history I was chilling doing my work when Luke walks in, "I totally brought my book to class..."

"Uh..." I look at him with a strange look because he has a book in his hands.

"I stole it from the shelf..."

"Oh I see. You're gonna get caught...."

"SHHHH!"

Then our sub was like get out your phones and look at the website and blah blah.

Luke, "I'm just gonna look at your phone."

"Ugh fine...why are you my friend?"

"Because I sent you the visual analysis paper."

"Ugh whatever," I say rolling my eyes.

"I can't believe you got an A and I got a C. I did more things then you! You didn't even do the essential questions!" Luke starts ranting at me.

"I'm just so awesome," I say dabbing.

"My throat hurts..."

"And yet you're talking more than usual..."

"It's not sore, it just hurts...and your talking more than usual."

"Because your talking to me."

OK IM JUST GONNA SKIP TO WEDNESDAY BECAUSE IM LAZY AND BUSY SO LETS GOOOO!

So today at lunch we've gotten to the point where Toto doesn't want to be Dorothy's friend because she sings badly. So Toto becomes best friends with the donkey. Then Dorothy karate chops Toto till he becomes bet friends with her again.

Don't even ask...

But I'm asking this...

Why did my crush approach my (kinda) friends, stare them down and then do strange stuff and leave?

So when I walked out to talk to "Jason" and Lion Dude Lion Dude yells "YOU SHOULDVE BEEN HERE 5 MINUTES AGO!"

"Why?" I ask

Then he explains my crush approached them, made eye contact, stared them down for a minute started playing on the bike racks next to them and flipped the thing over.

Thing is he knows I hang out with them, he approached us on Monday when we may have or may have not been screaming and acting weird and he had this look like "WTF ARE THESE PEOPLE!?! CALM TF DOWN!"

So he knows I hang out with them...

Maybe I'm reading into it to much.

Then he's started this joke where he calls everyone a racist but he's gone out of his way to do it to me (walking back and forth in the cafeteria and muttering racist) even Class Clown can vouch for that!

In English he walked behind me and yelled "RACIST!" But then when he walked into a table I yelled "RACIST!" 😏

Then in math these two girls that are his friends and KC's started to mess around with me. Especially when he revealed his crush to them (which I again didn't hear so I'm not sure he actually told them but I'm guessing because they started talking about ships) and they kept saying abnormally loud "LYNDA AND *CRUSHES NAME* DONT MAKE A GOOD COUPLE! I DONT SHIP IT!"

Idk if they wanted me to turn around and talk or something but the way they looks at me...

There was just something strange, like how your trying to keep a secret from someone. Like idek anymore...

Wtf happened to my life.

So I was considering having KC ask them who he likes but then I realized that was stupid.

But idk anymore, she can ask if she wants to or not. She just can't mention my name...