I suck at intros. I just realized that...
Oh well that's why you love me.
Brownie gets more annoying by the day. E is being a creep. And JC is like my new bestie.
So I was sitting alone at lunch waiting for my friends when Brownie came let and started being annoying. Then I said, "Please leave. Go talk to your friends."
He came back ten seconds later and started talking to me, so I said... "Don't you have more important people to talk to."
He frowned and said "Noooo!"
I can't even, he keeps talking about his *enter boy part here* and he's super annoying. I can't anymore. So all of his friends decided to come over and overtake our table.
So we moved to the table on the far end where JC just so happens to sit with his best friend. We got into a talk about Spanish tests that turned into a debate whether Puffy Cheetos or Crunchy Cheetos are better 🤔
Then at PE the creep E came in. So I randomly chose a flag for our flag tag game and E wanted it. But me being stubborn I didn't give it to him.
So he's like "Lynda just give me the flag. I'm begging you!"
Of course I said no then he walked away in a fit. Later he came up to me during the game and I was literally waiting on the sidelines for everyone to kill themselves when he came over and was like "I want the spot."
So I was like "No."
Then he's like "This is what you get for not giving me the flag!"
So I was focusing on his flag and he's like "LYNDA LOOK ME IN THE EYES!" And was getting in my personal space.
Idk it was really creepy af and he pulled my flag. But the way he approached me was like he was literally threatening me, it wasn't a joke he was actually being serious.
So then the only way I could get back in the game was to get him out. So I requested JC to get E out and he couldn't do it because it was to hard but he really tried.
And it was entertaining to hear JC's screams because he literally sounds like a girl.
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The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life
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