The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

For Once Ex-Senpai Was Useful

Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 65 :-:

So today was pretty boring honestly, my first few classes are trash. And that includes drama, I hate that teacher so much! My history class is meh since Jordie, Bobber Joe, Felix, and Luke are in it but I get a lot of homework from that class so it cancels it out.

So I was hanging out at my normal space I do early in the morning and so I'm talking with some friends and I see a small figure in a black jacket and adidas shoes walking up from where Cheeto Head usually comes from. But he looks different and he isn't wearing his usual bike helmet, so I squint thinking I have eye problems and as he nears I notice his hair is styled differently and he's wearing a beanie.

His hair, which is usually styled upward with a little flippy bang thing that he likes to comb with his fingers, is downward laying on his forehead like usual bangs do. It looks...ridiculously terrible and hilarious.

So this guy, Jackie, is talking to me about why I should've finished my project early and I start to break out in laughter. Because 1. It looked ridiculous on him and 2. Shock was taking me over.

So he raises an eyebrow and continues to lecture me. I wasn't paying attention because I was slightly praying that he ran out of gel and he would get some new gel today and that it didn't look as ridiculous it did now then when I'm talking to him one on one.

Boy was I wrong, I was walking out of my terrible science class and he's walking alone (which is surprising) and he nods hello to me, I nod back without giving him a look of total surprise. It was...well I'll try to get used to his new hairstyle....

Then at lunch KC was yelling at me, "YOU NEED TO GET A NEW CRUSH!!!! That is the last straw! That hairstyle! No!"

So I start laughing while Mira gives a good counter argument. "No, she needs to get with him and use her amazing awesomeness to tell him to change his hairstyle back." I nod in agreement because I'm not getting over Cheeto Head anytime soon.

Then at PE surprisingly I didn't really talk to Jordie, the only thing we actually said was...

Crystal and I jog by Jordie.

Jordie: Do you still ship me with Scarlet?

Me: Yes!

Jordie: You and Cheeto Head are a better couple than me and Scarlet.

*screams internally* I'm sorry Jordie! But I think your mind is so desperate to have a crush you think that since I talk to you I'm a good candidate! I'm not! You don't actually have a crush on me, it's a hallucination! You don't say to your crush that she's good with someone else! Believe me I've rehearsed trying to tell Cheeto Head he's good with someone else...I can't do it...I was barely able to refrain myself when he mentioned Citty.

In English not everything went to plan...I planned on Cheeto Head being moved to the seat in front of me due to the fact the seat he was moved to was taken. Nope...I'm stuck with that jerk guy in front of me that originally had his seat...

#fail

And so I'm busy with talking to Iris that I don't talk to Cheeto Head...and he was literally walking right next to me not talking to anyone...I feel bad...but he's not first over Iris. I may have a crush on him but he's not my priority.

So in math we moved seats! My old math table were jerks and were perverts so anything was better than them...even sitting next to Ex-Senpai. But hey he was decent today, he started a conversation with me and started acting weird which I could make fun of. I can tell our relationship is going to be great 😆

And! Cheeto Head sits closer to me! He's the table next to ours and I'm so close to him! I can literally say his name and he'll react! Perfect!

And we did make eye contact like two times! They were just normal dabs though!

So after class I was walking alone because he was taking forever and I didn't want to seem desperate for his attention. But I may have been walking a little slow so he could catch up :P

And oh my god! I'm pretty sure he said my name! Like, "Lynda!" In that wait up sort of tone, hopefully I am not imagining it but I'm pretty sure he said it.

He said my name ❤️❤️❤️❤️

He knows my name instead of "yo you!"

*secretly squeals inside*

So we walk side by side and he says, "I have some new rivals!"

"Who?" I ask thinking he was serious.

"My new table mates, they hate me because I'm smarter than them." He says while smiling.

"I'm so happy!" I say trying to refrain from jumping up and down.

"Why?"

"My table mates are decent unlike my other table! And my feudalism project is due Wednesday instead of tomorrow!" I answer trying not to mention that I'm closer to my crush.

"Wait, you have Mr. F right?" He asks.

"Yeah!" I answer smiling.

"Awesome I don't have to binge do it today!" He says pumping his fists in the air.

"I just need to finish-" I start noticing Ex-SENPAI is right behind us...like I'm pretty sure he was there the whole time...listening to our conversation...like a creep. And then he makes a square thing like he's faking taking a picture so I'm completely confused and Cheeto Head is looking at the ground not noticing his best friend was stalking us the whole time.

"I ship it!" Ex-Senpai says basically answering all the questions in my head.

Cheeto Head doesn't say anything, I'm not sure if he notices the fact his friend is shipping us or not but he doesn't say anything which leaves me almost tripping down the stairs trying to think of a good answer that doesn't reveal I have a huge crush on Cheeto Head and leaves it open that I could possible like him. "Uh..n-n-no...no!"

"I ship it so hard!" Ex-Senpai says making me so happy. I'm not sure if he knows I have a crush on Cheeto Head or if he just thinks we're cute together but I feel so happy someone thinks we make a cute couple let alone his best friend!

Ex-Senpai rushes off to tell other people we're cute together (the more the army of Cheeda shippers yay!) and Cheeto Head says something along the lines of, "He doesn't have an Instagram so we don't have to worry about the ship page."

"Yeah, I don't want to be on a ship page..." I say wondering if Cheeto Head has an Instagram...like I thought he didn't but now I'm not so sure...

So yeah, Ex-SENPAI was useful!