The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Jordet Is Half Real!

Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 50 :-:

Ok well...I guess Mira was right, I wasn't crappy at my audition. Why? Because my drama teacher asked me to read Buttercup for the Westley auditions...I mean if you ask someone to read lines for a certain tryout doesn't that mean they are considering you??? Like I'm pretty sure that's the theater logic I've learned...or is my theater logic weird and I'm totally off? No, for once I'm pretty sure I'm right :P

Anyway, after my friend (female friend) auditioned for Westley and I was basically dragged around the room pretending like I'm going to die any second a guy was up next for the audition. And yes I know him, I've talked to him, and we are somewhat friends. And you can't ship it because it's Belle's ex boyfriend and that would be weird.

As it was weird when my drama teacher said...

"And would whoever Westley is make sure to look at Buttercup, and don't aimlessly look at her. This is the person you love!"

Me and the guy just stood there embarrassed while people were laughing. I wouldn't be surprised if I was shipped with him though because a good amount of girls think he is annoying and he's pretty much earned the nickname "A Better Looking *enter some guy from my old schools name*" and the fact we are both brunettes with brown eyes.

Anyway moving on after that awkward moment! Like seriously she couldn't mention that before a guy came up to audition!!!!!! ERGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I guess I'll have to get use to it if I have any chance of being Buttercup.

Then in History Felix wouldn't stop bothering Jordie about Jordet. I stayed out of that but it was pretty funny, and the guy next to me (who I call Bobber Joe) kept on trying to get into the splits and couldn't get up. Lol I just laughed while Luke just watched everything unfold and smile.

Then I talked to Luke a little about Jordet while Jordie was walking by next to us. Oh and if your wondering anything about Zayne he just came up and put an arm around Luke to the point he was choking him. So I told Zayhe to leave him alive because I needed to spam Luke on Instagram. Hehe, which reminds me I need to do that...

KC and Mira ditched me for some classroom party which sucked, and then Mira set my feudalism project on fire...which reminds me I need to fix that to...ayeyiyi but in her defense that morning I set my feudalism project on fire so it doesn't really matter. All I know is that my fire place is never getting a fire again...

Also we were standing behind Cheeto Head again screaming at the top of my lungs...but luckily he didn't notice or hear. If he did hear I would for surely die and roll over in my grave because I may have or may have not complimented him and his orange rain coat and how orange was his color. And I might have gotten a little to defensive when KC said he looked ugly...*cough* I'll murder *cough cough* you *cough cough cough* later! *cough cough*

And then in PE I got some big info...

"I'm good at screaming at the top of my lungs!" I think I said something like that.

"I look good," Crystal said striking a pose.

"Yeah I'm always a mess," I laugh.

"Yet I can name at least five people that have had a crush on you!" Crystal says totally surprising me.

"Wait what?!" I yell as Jordie comes over.

And then Crystal refuses to give me an answer, all she gave me was one guy that I only ever talked to in 5th grade and doesn't go to our school.

And then somehow that escalates into Jordie admitting he likes Scarlet and me screaming that my OTP is becoming real and that I created the ship. And then that escalating into someone already told Scarlet he liked her.