The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Jam Is Spelled J-M-M

Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 52 :-:

Ok so the reason I didn't really post anything yesterday (beside the omen thing) was because nothing really interesting happened. I'm serious, like nothing, I didn't talk to Cheeto Head (I did nod hello), I barely talked to Luke, and I distanced myself from Jordie to avoid the Cheeda teasing.

But since there were some interesting things yesterday I will sum it up:

There's apparently a language called douche, do not quote me on that, quote Luke. I absolutely hate my new enemy due to the fact she wouldn't stop bothering me about call backs, I got shipped with a guy that's trying out to be Westley (I'd much rather have it be Belle's ex tbh...), we moved seats in English and Luke was about to sit next to me when his other girl friend wanted him to sit next to her which makes sense since they've known each other longer. But then I got stuck with Alex1...great...at least Iris is closeish...and now Alex1 thinks I like Luke because "GWLK" wouldn't shut up that I was mad he moved seats. Sheesh I'm happy he got away from the hell hole that they were gonna dig us for shipping.

Jordie and I made a truce not to mention each other's ships because he was going to seriously tell Cheeto Head...Cheeto Head didn't exactly avoid me but one of his friends came up and talked to him and I needed to get a text book out of my locker. So it sucked I didn't talk to him but it was fine to because I would have been awkwardly standing there while he was talking to his friend.

Ok anyway onto today...

Auditions went by uneventful and so did Science, except when my Science teacher kept us in an extra while and in that time I could've seen Cheeto Head :(. Blame the death of the ship on my science teacher if it dies.

My History teacher likes me because I completed some work early and knew how to do it compared to the other periods 😊. And so he sent us to work on our websites but my computer wouldn't turn on so I basically spent the time helping Luke with his website...

me: *sits down in a seat across from my group*

Luke: *sits next to me*

Me: Hi! *starts signing in and accidentally puts the password in the username box*

Luke: Hi. *signs in*

Me: *realizes i did it wrong* Oops!

Luke: Your suppose to put the password in the password box...

Me: I know that, I'm not a dumbo!

Luke: Then why didn't you put it in?

Me: I clicked enter and on these computers enter doesn't mean going down.

Luke: Oh ok... *sees the J that represents my middle name* What's your middle name???

Me: Secret 😏

Luke: Just tell me

Me: Why?

Luke: Because

Me: I don't owe you anything!

Luke: Yes you do

Me: What?

Luke: A middle name!

Me: *face palm* Your just like my friends!

Luke: Your just like your friends!

Me: Well of course their my fri-wait no I'm not like them...well on second thought they are turning me int-

Luke: Seriously though what's your middle name???

Me: Your just like everybody else so you will have to guess! And besides if you noticed Mr. F put it on the screen when doing attendance!