The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Lesson 1: Never Tell Your Softball Teammates

Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 55 :-:

So yesterday I was at a slumber party with my softball team, who are some of the best people in the world, and we did some crazy stuff but nothing that would interest you.

Then at midnight we started playing Truth or Truth, then Blue Hair asked me "Who's your crush???"

Crazy Kate (I'm serious I have a crazy friend named Kate XD it's so weird) was "asleep" and she goes to my school so I'm like "I'm out!"

Then people were like, "We're not going to know...just tell us!"

And then after shaking my head a billion times they move onto a different subject and I think they forgot...sadly no.

"So Lynda...back to you!"

"Nooooooo!" I whisper yell.

"What does his last name start with???"

"R." I answer back remembering the fact his name is after mine in role call.

"How tall is he???"

"Shorter than me..." I'm a giant in my defense while he's Luke's height.

"Just tell us! We obviously don't know him!"

So I check to see if Kate is awake because she's known him longer than me and I'm not sure she would approve of the ship...so I quietly said it in defeat.

That was a mistake.

Some of them couldn't hear it so they said it louder and louder and before I knew it his first and last name was echoing around the room.

That wasn't even the worst part...

The next day we were walking a dog with Kate and Blue Haired Girl....

And before I know it I hear Kate say something about our school so I'm like, "What are you talking about??"

"BHG was muttering *Cheeto Head's first and last name*...weird right?" Kate answers back completely clueless.

I give BHG a death look and started to laugh it off...which probably looked suspicious...

And accidentally someone downright told Kate...but she didn't say anything to me so...idk

BUT THIS IS WHY YOU DONT TELL YOUR TEAMMATES!!!! THEY WILL WHISPER IT IN THEIR SLEEP WHICH IS CREEPY!!!!!!!!! *dies*