The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

The Week In All Of Its Crap

If I told you this was only going to hurt
If I warned you that the fire's gonna burn
Would you walk in?
Would you let me do it first?

Monday

Welp, "GWLK" and I made a truce...Cheeto Head said hi to me when passing classes. And my friends were all shoving me around...and Lion Dude found out that I liked Cheeto Head...well shit...hopefully he won't run his mouth but I highly doubt it.

And then for some reason Jackie wants to know?

We also figured out we had a test and Cheeto Head said "I hope it's on the stuff you don't know!"

Tf, do you hate me?

Tuesday

Cheeto Head wasn't there, pretty basic day. I guess that's good.

And we changed seats...and I'm still directly facing his back! *hits head against table*

Wednesday

For some reason he came during lunch? And we renamed him to Dorito Head (next name with be Frito Head 😂) aye yi yi...

His only excuse for not being there was "sick". But then why would he come in the middle of the day?

That doesn't add up 🤔 but maybe he went to the doctor? 🤷🏽‍♀️

Thursday - *cue all the heartbreaking songs you can think of*

Mira and I had our Drama group which was cool!

Dorito Head said "Hi" again to me while passing classes.

FINALLY GOT OUT OF THAT STUPID SCIENCE CLASS!!! HERE COMES A TABLE FULL OF AUTUMN, MIRA, AND LYNDA ADVENTURES!!!!

You can't avoid me now Dorito 😏 (I have 2nd period science and he has 3rd in the same class).

We changed seats in English, and there was only two tables left while Dorito Head and I followed our teacher around who was telling us our seats.

"*guy who was like my bff in 2nd grade*, MM...."

This is it! I'm gonna sit next to my crush, I'll get the opportunity back from the beginning of the year! Unless she says my nam-

"Lynda!"

*cue heartbreaking/glass shattering*

AND OF ALL THE DAMN PEOPLE I HAD TO SIT NEXT TO IT WAS MM!!! I couldn't even look him in the eye without feeling awkward...at least Iris is practically next to me. And my crush is at a distance I can talk to him.

I should've been at his table though...

My life should be a fucking movie, it would win the Oscar of comedy I swear...my life can't be real because it's to much of a joke.

Then we all had slips to go to the computers to finish our test...so Dorito Head didn't have any idea where we were going so he just followed me. Then "GWLK" has to be creepy af and stalk us, then say "I SHIP YOU TWO!"

Dorito rolled his eyes and 🤙🏻 indicating he shipped "GWLK" and I.

💔My heart is fucking broken💔

He's never done that before...when that one guy shipped us and Ex-SENPAI shipped us...he never retorted back with that...

Then when we were leaving math he kinda came up to me and said "Did you see me leave math?"

Yeah, BRUH I fucking see your every movement because I don't know fucking why I love you!

"Yeah I saw you..."

Then he started to say something else but this stupid poop face had to interrupt!

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Friday

Honestly nothing really happened :P

Dorito Face and I made eye contact and he just had this weird face. Is that to scare me off because you fucking hate me?

Who actually gives a shit if someone looks at you one second to make a face?

Also I told Belle...because I let it slip that I liked someone.

Also Belle wrote some pretty wrong poems and then it said "A flicker of hope behind the demons."

So we said she was the demon.

And behind her was Dorito Face.

So Theater Guy was like "*dorito faces first and last name*!"

Then he turned around and we all rolled over laughing.

Yep that's my crappy life over the week that I was gone.