Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 64 :-:
Days Until Birthday: 6-HOLY CRAP THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!!
Well...ide fucking know anymore...like holy shit...idek...I really don't know.
So today in History we were just chilling....and then we started getting high off of this illusion, like really high...like Luke was high...that's serious stuff right there. Everyone's faces were swirly...
Then Luke and Bobber Joe were getting into a wrong conversation, and I was stuck with all their wrong questions...I just wanted to leave...but I was stuck....
Then I went to lunch and so I sat down and realized that I was looking straight at Cheeto Head (he was far away and didn't notice but you could see his freckled face clearly) so I started getting pissed. "I SWEAR THE ONLY TIME I DONT WANT TO LOOK AT HIM IM LOOKING STRAIGHT AT HIM!"
So then I watched as Luke was considering sitting next to him and I was basically praying to God for him to sit there and block my view.
So as I'm making a huge deal about this while KC and Mira are just like..."Why the fuck is this a conversation?"
After we were finished we were packing up and I look straight at the door that we usually go out of and realize he's just standing there. And he was looking exactly this direction! I'm not sure if he was looking at me or something else but he definitely saw me.
Mira obviously notices that he's standing/going out that way so she's says, "let's go that way!" And points toward Cheeto Head.
On the outside I'm like, "Sure." Like its no big deal...while inside I was like STOP FREAKING OUT YOUVE PAST HIM A MILLION TIMES!!!! AND BESIDES YOU DONT LIKE HIM ANYMORE!
So Mira and KC are pushing me out the door and I keep my head down and once we past him he just faces the wall...I don't even know how to read that...it was like so...idk you had to be there but KC, Mira? Exactly when did he turn to face the wall and what was he doing exactly when he faced it??? Or did you not notice...you guys probably didn't notice...but he did face the wall.
And so all during lunch KC and Mira threatened to go up to him....so eventually I gave up and decided to hide in the bathroom. When I walked into the bathroom there were like 20 girls...no joke...just 20 girls huddled over one phone.
"Wtf did I walk into?"
Then like 20 seconds later KC and Mira came and they reacted the same way.
After lunch I had PE, then English, dammit English....
So when I walked in I noticed the board had been set up like a seminar and so I ask Belle, "Do we have another seminar?"
"Yep!" Then she points to her name, "I still have a 0!"
"That's sad..." I say as Cheeto Head walks in. We both share this look of just wow, which doesn't make any sense now that I think about it since he didn't know what a seminar is or how to get points.
So we both walk to our seats and he's like, "I didn't read any of chapter six."
"That makes two of us," I say.
"You didn't read any of chapter six?!" Iris says walking over. "That's what the whole seminar is based off of!"
"Shit! I'm screwed!" I say laughing. "I'll just read it now..." I say as Iris walks away.
Cheeto Head asks, "It's based off of chapter six?!"
"Yeah, just read it now..." I say opening up my book.
"I didn't bring my book..." He says.
"Well your screwed," I say giving him a thumbs up.
He gave me a thumbs up back.
Then a few minutes later I realize "GWLK" isn't here and I'm like, "YES!"
"What?" Cheeto Head asks.
""GWLK" isn't here! I murdered him!" I laugh.
He laughs.
Then a few minutes later I'm not really paying attention but I notice Cheeto Head put his fist to his forehead and look like he's going to laugh, which he usually does when someone says something stupid. Then he turns to me, "Wow...just wow..."
I laugh even though I don't know wtf just happened.
And then a few minutes later he shows me his weird wrapping his pencil around his pants thing and then hitting it against the desk.
I give him this "your really weird I'm gonna laugh" look, and then he turns to show it to his friend that was right next to him.
And even more minutes later we were talking about cheese in class(?) and I just make one of my random comments to myself, "I hate cheese." Which isn't completely true, I like Jack cheese and Mac and Cheese. I just don't like them by itself.
Then Cheeto Head turns around and he's like, "I love cheese. I hate you!"
"You hate Stranger Things, I hate you to!" I retort.
Then our teacher lets us prepare for our seminar and Iris, Cheeto Head, and I talk about some random stuff. And I basically yelled every time I found evidence for something because...well I didn't read that chapter and I was pretty much screwed.
And every time Cheeto Head is like, "I have no evidence!"
And I give him a thumbs up.
Then we were having the seminar and I went first...and I got a 4! I'm pretty sure 5 is the highest you get, so as I notice I got a 4 I'm like, "Oh my god...I got a 4!"
And Cheeto Head shares with me that same shocked happy look.
He goes home early for a doctors appointment :(
*coughs* Not like it matters!
We have a practice test in Math and Ex-Senpai and I help each other out....btw he's terrible at counting. I freaking labeled every 0 and he didn't believe that I counted correctly! He counted the spaces in between the 0s! *face palms*
But yes we helped each other out and I think I'm ready for the test...think...I'm better prepared now I guess....
But then he eventually ditched me, which is fine.
The end! I'm a bit confused why Cheeto Head talked to me again but...idk...I'm just confused! *drops mic out of confusion*
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