As we all know from Messed Up Life I am Socially Awkward and trying to get through Middle School with...
A low profile
SENPAI never noticing me
Good grades
But of course, it's me. Typical old Lynda who no stop gets called Luke. So watch as I flop an...
Today absolutely sucked...for multiple reasons...when my hair looks decent it gets messed up, when I'm getting over Cheeto Head he makes a comeback, Poe wasn't here, and Jaynda ("Jason" X Lynda) comes back...
*slow claps*
After my two suckish classes (Drama and Science) I saw Cheeto Head. AND GUESS WHAT?! AFTER MULTIPLE TIMES OF NOT EVEN LOOKING IN MY DIRECTION! Guess what?
He does. He smiles and nods hello.
And then I smile and nod hello...
Genuine smiles suck don't they? They show you how obvious it is that you like someone even after trying to get over them.
*static*
*hits head against wall*
*static*
History was hilarious instead of just Luke and I taking debate notes it was Luke, Drew, and I.
We make a good team don't we?
Nah, instead we debated about whether cats and dogs are better...
I totally won 😏
And then Luke gave me his origami dog to survive math's origami lesson. But Drew also needed it but I was selfish and took it for myself.
Sadly Luke doesn't want it back because it creeps him out.
At lunch I was talking about switching classes and legit when Cheeto Head walks by we all freeze. KC, Mira, and I...
And then when he returns I'm in the middle of thinking things through so I'm holding my...
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Whatever those things are called up to my face and thinking about what to do when Cheeto Head came in and did whatever the heck he did with a smirk.
And I boied him...
WHY THE SMIRK THOUGH?!?! WHAT ARE YOU HIDI-
*static*
*hits head against wall*
*static*
When I went to the bathroom and came back he almost ran into me, then he went around me but smiled because he was having fun.
Then I got a free rice Krispy treat from Class Clown because I'm "always in a bad mood". Which is so untrue.
But then Mira pushed me over and I screamed "HOLY SHIT!" While my rice Krispy treat fell out of my mouth.
Luckily it was only a part of it.
And then here comes Jaynda...Lion Dude decided to push "Jason" down the hill. But while he tumbled down he grabbed on me for support and we went spiraling down in circles, until I fell in this weird catcher crouching position and "Jason" was unhurt.
*slow claps*
Why does "Jason" get off scott free while I barely saved my rice Krispy treat?
In English ummm....nothing happened...wow I have a bad memory! Skip to Math!
In Math Justin Beiber Dude (JBD) and Travis decided they wanted to sit next to me...and you can only have a group of 3...
So Cheeto Head was left behind...but he sat at a nearby table so we talked a lot.
And everyone lived happily ever after while Lynda went to the insane asylum with the weird origami fox she made in math.
