The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Happy Birthday To Me

Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 67 :-:

Before we start I want to thank all the people that tried to make this day the best ever, I feel so much better about birthdays and I'll never forget how you went to great efforts to make today the best 😊. I'm terrible at mushy stuff as you guys probably know, from people who just said happy birthday to people who planned the day out for me. And even was considering getting Cheeto Head's autograph on my birthday card, it's the thought that counts and it obviously shows. You guys are the best people ever and ilyasm, and yes that's including you Class Clown XD.

I'd especially like to give shout outs to kateythenerd and Lonely_Trashcan who read this book, fully interested, and bothered to put a message on my board. I'll always appreciate that and everything you've done for me.

I hope I can all repay you back in some way and always being great supporters.

*coughs* that was mushy enough, I was cringing whenever someone said something about English making them 'happy'. *shivers*

Ok so today when I woke up my parents had made salmon and yogurt for breakfast which was delicious, then they surprised me with Hamilton tickets. NYC here I come! All the way in January!

Then when I got to school Class Clown gave me glitter and we had fun throwing some around with friends.

Basically chilling in Drama, and they all sang happy birthday to me!

Science was pretty much the same.

And History we had a class party and everyone made an effort to make it a good period. Including Bobber Joe downloading Burrito Bison on my phone XD

Lunch it was pretty obvious what you guys were doing, but I went with it XD

I appreciate the cards all my friends made me and I love every single one of you 😅
Whether you annoy me or are weird with me I appreciate you being there.

As well as the tons of glitter we threw around. 😅😂😝👌🏻

KC almost ruined everything *cough* she almost went up to Cheeto Head, and she seemed pretty serious this time due to the fact she actually took off her backpack to get to him.

In PE we also just chilled, Crystal and I talked about whatever while Jordie wouldn't stop thinking wrongly or shipping me with Class Clown. 😒
We just so happen to have a conversation that we'll never get with each other since we aren't each other's types 😂

In English we had fun with stickers, and Cheeto Head gave me a high five for my birthday!

A freaking high five.

Our hands freaking touched.

I'm sorry 😅 I'm thinking to much into this. And I may have hit his hand to hard because it made a big sound, meh he seemed unbothered.

All four of us (Iris, "GWLK", Cheeto Head, and I) talked about the most random things. Flash drives, stickers, 6th grade teachers, and money. Apparently Cheeto Head is selling the flash drive he found 😂

I forgot what we talked about when going up the stairs, nothing important I'm guessing.

In Math I got back my test and I got 4 wrong. I asked Cheeto Head how many he got wrong when we got out (he just so happened to walk the same direction out of school) he didn't check so we basically just flipped threw my test and talked about it.

Then he went back up to the front of the school. So basically he walked all the way to the back and then walked up to the front, what for? Going threw the front would have been easier and none of his friends were walking with him to the back. Confused whether he wanted to talk to me or not?

Then I was just standing around waiting for my ride and I see Cheeto Head pass me, he was so close. I could see him touch my phone.

"ALEX3!" He was screaming. He got to the curb and I watched him in surprise.

Then he turned around.

*whispers* freaking turned around.

And said, "It's his flash drive, but since he doesn't want it back I'm gonna sell it!"

"That sounds nice, I'm sure he appreciates it." I laugh and Cheeto Head then stands there, realizes the conversation is dead, and walks across the street.

All alone.

For once he was all alone...poor guy...

But, he freaking just turned around and talked to me. I think he also sort've walked up to me. Wow...

Very mixed messages.