The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Aftermath of Dance

So. You know.

All the ships.

So someone said that the first person I danced with (the guy who I think has a crush on me) kinda looked angry when I danced with the second guy. So they think they have a crush on me, and same with the second guy I danced with when I danced with the first guy.

Ugh.

Then the third guy I danced with claims it was a "joke". Like dude... no offense but I only did that because you looked hella pissed at life. Not to mention two girls refused to dance with you and when you approached me it was a "friendly dance".

I. Hate. Life.

And then our substitute was the vice principal so he asked us how the dance went and Jason was like "Well I know what the two of you enjoyed." He said pointing at the two girls at our table that has boyfriends.

And then they turned the tables and said "Well Lynda danced with three people." So we begged that he wouldn't call on one of us. And I begged the world to kill me because I swear if someone mentioned me dancing with three guys I would literally run home and stay in my bed for the rest of my life.

Apparently Lele wanted to mention one of the ships I danced with and Brownie said "No she'll get embarrassed."

Well even though he saved me the embarrassment I can't tell if he's just being a good person or idk. It's probably not the feels, just him being nice.

Idk.

And then later at my table we were talking about who would be voted for what, so I said "I wonder what I'll be voted for."

"Most likely to have seven boyfriends at the same time." Jason said, the original "Jason" would love him so much.

And I give him this look like "Dude wtf." And he says "JK JK!"

And then E said "Well I could see her having seven boyfriends."

I'm just gonna stop there tbh.

Seven boyfriends, no.

No. And no.