The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

KC Laughing Hysterically, Mira Watching, Cheeto Head Smiling, Me Being Oblivious

Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 47 :-:

That is a long title...but ya know it makes sense.

So today we had half auditions, Buttercup audition didn't happen yet but my drama teacher likes me to much so I have a good chance at this role.

After History I past by Luke not expecting him hi talk to me but he did. He's like, "Thank you!"

"For not posting on Instagram?" I say looking at my Instagram.

"Yes!" He answers back not knowing my big plan 😏

"I haven't been on Instagram for like a day." I say accepting friend requests.

"Wow...new record." He says sarcastically.

"No actually not true...when I first got Instagram I was off for a week."

"That was at the beginning." He answers back.

"Yet I have more followers than you and I got you some new ones." I say as he leaves for the bathroom.

Then while I was talking to Mira about the new chapters of this book (which of course involved Cheeto Head) Cheeto Head himself passed by. So I totally froze midway through eating my sandwich while my brain was screaming "HE IS RIGHT FRICKING THERE!!!!!!"

Why do I feel a sense of Deja Vu?

Oh great...it's that phase again.

But he was just walking to get some snack food at the entryway of the cafeteria.

So a few minutes later KC, Mira, and I are finished with our lunch so we walk to the front entryway of the cafeteria, so as we are walking I see Cheeto Head walking away from the snack bar right towards us but he hasn't noticed me so I didn't want to look like I was watching him so I look down at my phone and plan to look up to seconds later.

About half a second later KC is laughing hysterically so I look up and check what she's laughing at, but Cheeto Head is looking at me from just like a foot away. So once he sees me looking at him he nods his hi while smiling and starts walking like around us to get back into the cafeteria. I nod back and smile and then he dabs smirking/smiling.

KC is still hysterically laughing so once we get out of the cafeteria I scream at her, "SHUT UP I SWEAR TO GOD IF HE KNOWS ITS BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!"

So KC explains it...basically he was looking at me (probably so he could nod hello) but I wasn't noticing because I was looking at my phone. So she was pointing at him (which probably looks suspicious) and I wasn't noticing her pointing so it was apparently funny because he was looking at me and I totally didn't notice.

And Mira just watched this unfold.

But he was smiling, like the whole time. He was watching and smiling! So either 1. He thought the whole thing was hilarious also 2. He's just always in a good mood 3. For some reason he was smiling at me.

But he was smiling! It wasn't my brain! KC, Mira you saw him smiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You saw it better than me!!!!!

And you saw him smiling!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then after that KC said she was planning something.....god knows what monstrous idea she has to try and make our relationship "better".

Then in PE we were playing hide and seek and Jordie was it (he might still have a crush on me idk. One of my friends heard him talking about it in Science, so he might still have a crush on me or not) so Crystal and I were chilling in the shade hiding and I was like, "See I found us a fabulous hiding spot that Jordie doesn't know about!"

"Yeah right now your fabulous!"

"I am fabulous, Jordie obviously saw that when he had a crush on me!" I say doing a hair flip."

"When."

"Idk if he still has a crush on me, I need to ask Alex1." I say panting a bit.

"Alex1 is a lot like Mal."

"I know right!"

Then I see out of the corner of my eye Jordie nearing us from the other side of where we were looking.

"Oh shit!" I yell starting to run off.

"Shit indeed he could've heard us!" Crystal says following me.

And so once that round ended Crystal, Jordie, and I were hiding somewhere else.

I may have been a bit high because I started sing random song lyrics by the Chainsmokers....I always get high at PE.

Then in at the start of English MM came up to me and he's like "Hi!"

And I'm like, "Hi!"

"I'm just going to sit here..." He says stealing Iris's seat.

"That's my friends seat," I laugh.

"Is she here?" He asks.

"Yeah I'm pretty sure."

"Ok, well I'm going to sit down..." He says walking away.

"Bye!" I laugh.

That was honestly really weird...

Then in Math Cheeto Head and I exchange like 2 dabs, and he did some weird jazz hand two finger move....I don't honestly know what that was...

And of course we had to have another somewhat racist conversation at my seat, "Ask her she's Asian. Asians are smart."

And then when he accidentally touched my shirt sleeve I whipped around like in a defense move and he apologized.

I'm barely surviving in this seating arrangement...please move us soon Math teacher 🙏🏻😫😩 move me back with Cheeto Head preferably!

And then after class Cheeto Head and I got into a conversation about his almost death.

Apparently he fainted and hit his temple on a fridge. It hurt like heck and he didn't go to the hospital, I then somewhat acted worried like "if it hurt that bad you should've gone to the hospital! You could get brain damage!"

Of course I said it in a joking way so he wouldn't notice my actual concern.

And he also got a black eye...his poor face. His poor freckle faced face!!!!!! His poor adorable face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least it was last year ago so he is fine now.

And he has low blood pressure which he likes because that means he gets to eat a lot if salt.

That's why he fainted he had low blood pressure.

Well just need to archive that in my brain.

I wonder if Luke knows about this...? I know I think to many things about him...

Cheeto Head Facts:
He has a haircut place (on a street that I know)
He likes Pokemon
He takes a foreign language class outside school
He likes Jiu Jitsu or maybe it was Karate
He has a water bottle flipping obsession
He's good friends with the popular group
He rides his bike just about everywhere

And Luke told me he likes Red Fury whatever the fuck that is.

Yeah and Cheeto Head told me most of these facts.