The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Halloween!

So I haven't updated cause nothing to interesting happened. I saw Jason and caught up with him and that's pretty much it.

But today was Halloween so it was definitely interesting. Let's start out with how dead the Brownda ship is. Because we were talking about relationship goals and he's like "I'm not into the taller girl relationship." Even though his ex is taller than him lol.

And so my teacher she was giving us a random description story and she's like "Imagine a new student walked in, and it's a she."

I'm like "LOL ME!"

"She's tall..."

"ME!!!!"

"Has long hair..."

"Ehh I'm mid length..."

"Is really pretty"

"..."

So Brownie is like, "You know it! I'll just walk up to her and put an arm around here and say 'Hey bb'."

"Way to scare her off Brownie," I muttered.

He starts laughing.

So then we had to do an exercise where we do descriptions of each other at our table and our table has to get who it's describing. So I did time traveler, "Hides under tables. Watches weird things on his iPad."

My neighbor pointed to Brownie and Brownie pointed to Time Traveler. And I'm like "Yeah it's time Traveler."

So he's like, "I DO NOT HIDE UNDER TABLES!"

"Dude. Remember that one time we were inside for the smoke?"

"Oh..."

Then my neighbor did Brownie, "Acts like they are the coolest person ever, lounges around with his legs spread, has a lot of perverted conversations, asks obvious questions."

"I DO NOT HAVE PERVERTED CONVERSATIONS!" He yells throwing his hat.

"Yeah you do... at least at the beginning of the year," I said.

"Ugh I'll go," Brownie said. "They make sarcastic comments like 'you're smart' or 'that's great'. Always smiling."

So I say, "The first one is a giveaway."

Then my neighbor kinda raised her eyebrows at me like 'he totally likes you', "Yeah it's obviously Lynda."

Then Time Traveler went next, "Thinks that no one is hot. Slurs their r's when they talk really fast."

And so I was pointing at Brownie and Brownie was pointing at me. So Time Traveler smirks and says it's me. And I'm like "What?! I never said that no one is hot! That was totally Brownie!"

And he's like, "Fine. I started out with Brownie but then remembered you slurred your r's so I mashed them together."

Note our teacher was watching us the whole time. Specifically us.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Then Time Traveler later that day was like "You're a likeable person Lynda."

I laugh, "No I just make fun of people."

So I turn towards Matthew and ask, "Am I likeable person?"

Matthew is like, "Yes."

Then I ask Brownie and he says, "Errr uhh no.... jk jk."

So then Time Traveler is like "Ok well you need to go up to our teacher and tell her to let us watch Stranger Things."

Yeah that didn't work out so well...