The Girl Who Literally FAILED At Life

Somebody On Planet Earth

Day Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 62 :-: she said hi to me yesterday...really creepily...
Days Until Birthday: 8...just great...

Well today really sucked...Cheeto Head wasn't here...and this was the perfect day! I literally came in on his side of the school (my mom was running late and that was the easiest place to drop me off), we all messed around during English, and Math we were on the computers and you can SIT ANYWHERE WITH ANYBODY AND TALK!!!!!!! Why?!?!?! Why today?!?!?!

I swear...life sucks...

But beside that...KC decided she wanted to ask Cheeto Head who he liked...I guess it's a good thing he wasn't here...but still...

She has absolutely no chance of telling him! Think about it! She has no classes with him! At lunch he's occupied and I'm with KC! After school I'm always with him so she can't tell him in front of me! That would just be creepy...

And also what is the obsession with KC and Ex-Senpai stalking us?!?! I mean I get they ship it...but still...Ex-Senpai came out of nowhere....that was definitely creepy...ok I'm getting distracted!

During English we were suppose to be in groups doing "work" instead...well Iris and I were in a conversation with "GWLK"...apparently a lot of people had crushes on him...and he thinks he's charming! *laughs*

He said he was charming! *laughs like an idiot*

I'm serious...I reacted by laughing! He looked at me like I was insane...which I was because I was giving Iris a muffin tattoo...long story...

Then I mentioned him throwing led pieces at my Senpai! My Cheeto Headed SENPAI! Of course I didn't say that...but I mentioned it...

"I wasn't throwing led pieces at him! I swear!" "GWLK" said putting his hands in the air like he was innocent.

"Sure...then who did it???" I said accusingly.

"You!" He said.

"Why would I do that?!" I say thinking I wouldn't throw led pieces at my crush.

"Because you like him!" "GWLK" said obviously not knowing what he was talking about.

"No." I say lying and Iris giving me a look.

"Do you like Luke?"

"No."

"Who do you like?"

"Someone on planet earth," I respond.

"That narrows it down." He said seriously.

"You think she has a crush on a alien?" Iris said laughing.

"Do they go to this school?"

"Yes."

"Are they in this class?"

"Maybe."

"OH ITS TOTALLY *enters guy that sits behind me*!"

"No."

"Hmmm."

And then the bell rang so I ditched them. But yeah that was my day.