Days Survived Of Yandere's Presence: 74 :-:
👆🏻 song reference btw.
I didn't really do anything interesting during lunch because I went to transfer classes. Both Crystal and I decided to transfer at the end of the quarter so Mid-January maybe my science class will be interesting?
During PE some interesting stuff happened...some guy decided to lock the gate so we were stuck outside and inside. Our PE teacher didn't even care that we were jumping the fence XD
#MiddleSchoolLife
Then in English Cheeto Head started the convo by saying something random. While I was focusing on sharpening my pencil for self defense against "GWLK" so I was like, "I need to sharpen my pencil against "GWLK"!"
"He stole your pencil?" Cheeto Head asked confused because he wasn't even in the room.
"No, I'm sharpening it so I can stab him if he ever comes near me!" I say looking at it to make sure it was sharp enough.
He came a bit late so I didn't stab him, I just threw his book off his desk. He's like, "Seriously?! Why??"
Cheeto Head picked up his book and acted like he was going to put it on his desk. But then he gave it to me.
#TeamCheeda
Then Cheeto Head found a pencil on the ground and asked me if it was mine, I said no but I could use the led.
Later we were working in partners and it was me and Iris, and Cheeto Head with his friend was in front of us. For once they were really focused...
We weren't :P
Iris decided it would be a great idea to write 'Hi' on her face...then she started wondering about whether she should color her tooth pink...
And all of this time I was yelling at her NOT TO BE AN IDIOT!
She was an idiot and did it anyway...so we spent like 5 minutes trying to get the pink stain out.
Iris and Cheeto Head are acquaintances thanks to me...probably should've tried not to do that...it's not my fault he turns around and talks to me whether Iris is there or not.
So then Iris pokes him and asks, "Are my teeth pink?"
"She was an idiot and decided to color her tooth pink..." I said knowing this was even weirder than him.
"Uh...no..." He said obviously way weirded out and turning around.
I swear 😂😂😂 Iris probably scared him away.
"It tastes weird..." Iris said as I was mentally banging my head.
We may have freaked out for the last 10 minutes of class that she was going to die...if she dies by tomorrow (currently isn't dead now since I'm messaging her) you're invited to her funeral!
Then a few minutes before class ended Cheeto Head asked me if I wanted the led from the pencil he found...I said sure...then he was like NOPE and took it away from me.
WHY?!?! 😣😖😫😩
Then in Math I had to do a problem on the board and I was totally confused...so i looked around for help and Cheeto Head was just doing his work. Seriously?! I NEED YOUR LOVE I NEED YOUR TIME!!!! Song reference! But seriously I needed him or someone to help me. But I was like right there! And I'm like his friend!
So once I was finished I definitely didn't think it looked right...and he's like, "Do you know how to do it?"
"No..." I said thinking it over.
"Yeah I don't think thats the answer, it's to big..." He said in a sort've judge mental tone.
"Do you know how to do it?" I said just as judge mental.
"No..." He answered.
I looked back at the board and immediately remember how to do the problem. I erase it and I get it right. Wow...he really did help me out there, I was going to leave that board knowing it was the wrong answer.
When Everything's Wrong, You Make It Right!
Idk, for some reason it reminded me of the song lyric.
After school we were walking right next to each other and I said, "I finally joined the nerds...I got Clash Royale."
He laughed, "I've been a nerd for awhile then."
"I suck at the game..."
"What arena?"
"2, you?" I said speaking complete nerd.
"7."
"7?!" I said completely surprised, I thought he would be in 5! 7 is crazy!
"Yeah, it gets pretty easy at a certain point," he shrugs. "What cards do you have?"
"Really bad ones..."
"What's the best Epic that you have?" He asked completely needing out on me...
"Uhh...skeleton army..."
"Oh, those are pretty good. I use them often..."
"Seriously...arena 7..." I said still shocked.
"Yep!" He said walking away and doing that weird hand across chest thing he did yesterday. "And I have 2,600 gems!"
How???? HOW?!?!?!?!
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